Sunday, July 30, 2006

Current Events through Song

Well now, any old blog can give you a recap of recent exciting news events. But I'm not any old blog so I'll have to do it my way. In the form of revised song lyrics.

First up: Paul and Heather's upcoming divorce saga.

Yes, I think Paul's own song fits very appropriately for this one:
Sung to the tune of Yesterday, by Paul McCartney:

All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay,
Oh I believe in Yesterday

Heather wants half the assets of my family
And no prenup out there to look over me,
Oh yesterday came suddenly

Why she
has to go, oh I know quite certainly
She’s a
bitch, she’s a witch attempting to get rich so easily

Love was such an easy game to play
Now half a billion is probably what I’ll have to pay
Oh I believe in yesterday.
And while we are on famous people, let's not forget Mel Gibson's recent drunk driving incident with his anti-semitism remarks making entertaining news.

For this news event, I believe that one of the songs from the musical "Grease" is in order.
Sung to the tune of "There are worse things I can do" (if you cannot remember the tune, click here for a sample (it's track 20):

There are worse things I could do
Then slam a jew or two
Even though my anti-semitism isn’t new
And the ADL thinks its still true
There are worse things I could do

I could make a movie about Christ
Only focus on tortures of being whipped and sliced
And then show it to every Jewish kid
Oh, that’s something I already did

I could stay at work every night
Film controversial movies until daylight
Add Jewish slams to every scene
Until the ADL protests “obscene”

But to get caught drunk in Malibu
That’s worse thing I thought I that I did do


markjamesmurphy said...

I heard that when the relationship soured, Heather was hopping mad.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, you just made my night.

Also, you have a very interesting blog. I'm glad some people still think about things. If that makes any sense.

Vivalacrap said...

HA! Now do Britney!

House of Suz said...

Yeah, do Britney!

sir spikes-a-lot said...

bonus points for the celebrity gossip in song form; i say if you're gonna report the irrelevent, not being overly serious is appreciated. :)

Kim said...

I harbor great dislike of Paul McCartney's ex-wife. Mostly, I can't express it, because it is apparently wrong to express dislike of a one-legged person. But dammit, I really don't like her.

Paul, I would have treated you right, man.