Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Random List of the Day

10 reasons to live in an abandoned ghost town:

- Movie ticket prices are still 25 cents and the popcorn tastes the same
- You don’t have to tip at the restaurant
- No waiting in the women’s restroom
- You can run the stop sign every time
- No worries about open containers while jaywalking
- You have full creative authority for the neighborhood association
- Two words: No solicitors
- “Schools out for summer. Schools out forever!”
- You don’t need your fake Handicap sign to get the choice parking spot
- Closest thing to a Home Depot is the abandoned arms depot down the road