Thursday, August 03, 2006

Some Random Nonsensical Thoughts for the Day

Why is it that pizza is so enticing when you are ravenous but so not enticing when you are stuffed? This isn’t true with chips and dips. One can uncontrollably continue to munch at that long after you should; as if some unknown force keeps your hand reaching involuntarily for yet another chip…

Do you think that perhaps Barry White and Jack Black had their names accidentally switched at birth?

In 10-15 years, cell phones will be the next hot collector’s item. Everybody will be nostalgic for those early monstrosities and the ugliest and weirdest ones will fetch the highest ebay dollars. Just wait, VE has a nose for these sort of things and I don’t want to have to come back and say I told you so.

Saw a sign on yet another neat old Victorian style home converted into a law office. The sign said “Attorneys at Law”. I thought, “are there other types of attorneys that have nothing to do with the law?” If not, then they paid too much for their sign as it’s redundant!

As a matter of course, I always give a toast to those square box vehicles out there. You know, the Scion autos that look like a toaster driving around. So, whenever you see one, raise your drink (or an imaginary one) and say “Toast”.

Ever notice that PT Cruisers are owned by 50-60 year old guys that want to relive their beach boy surfing fantasies that they couldn’t afford to live when it was actually cool?

3 comments:

House of Suz said...

I've noticed that most PT cruisers are owned by wide, middle aged women.

Mayden's Voyage said...

I think that in 10 to 15 years people will start having electrical cell phone devices implanted in their heads- like the ear piece thing, but more permanent- and smaller. Creepy.

Variant E said...

That would be creepy. Did you ever see "The President's Analyst" with James Coburn? They portrayed the phone company as the ultimate bad guys (before the ma bell breakup) and that's exactly what they predicted in the movie....