Time for a change

I think it’s about time to change the color names line up for the standard 8 count Crayola crayon box. I mean, those standard 8 colors haven’t changed for a 100 years. Hey, they could bring it out sort of like New Coke and Coke Classic (ok, bad example). Here’s what I’m thinking:

Old Colors....New Colors
Red....................Well Red
Blue...................Bluepers
Yellow...............Yellow Fever
Green................Gangreen
Brown...............Brown nose
Violet................Purple haze
Orange.............Agent Orange
Black.................Black out