Friday, October 06, 2006

His cup runneth away



A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.

Don’t worry folks. VE is on it like a republican congressman hole punching pages! Yes, VE’s new private detective company, Tits Up Inc., specializes in rich superficial plastic surgeons who are wrongfully scammed out of their breast enlargement money from unscrupulous women.

Yes, our database of porn photos, secret voyeur camera shots, stolen medical breast examination photos, and other highly proprietary business methods (that are probably illegal) have allowed us to accumulate an unprecedented repository of breasts from which to compare and ultimately track down said criminal. Our staff is very dedicated; always researching looking for clues (at least they seem to be look at that breast database an awful lot; they even bring their buddies over for second opinions…).

Our experience in the field of breast augmentation theft is unmatched. There hasn’t been this much groping since the Schwarzenegger Governor campaigning run.

And not only that, act now and VE will personally handle each and every case.

4 comments:

House of Suz said...

Those last two photos come as no surprise.

Variant E said...

Yep, let the male bashing begin...

markjamesmurphy said...

but will the evidence stand up in court?

markjamesmurphy said...

if the bra does not fit, you must acquit?