Wednesday, January 03, 2007

"I love life"

I gotta hand it to people. They have an amazing capacity to state the obvious. Try these on for size from some of my dating sites (with my tidbit wisdom to help you reason through these):

“I love life” - Hope so…the alternative is DEATH!!!!!

“I’m happy in my current life”Then why the hell are you on a dating site if it’s so great?

Under the category of “Last Thing you Read” one woman put “some girlie magazines”. Wow! Me too! Somehow I don’t think we were looking at the same ones though ;)

“friends first, then we’ll see where that lead to” Does that lead to Friendlyville???

“my ideal match is a lot of fun”Can we just conclude this is utterly redundant to write because is there really any other option? Like “I want somebody that isn’t any fun” or maybe “you can’t be a whole lot of fun, only part fun”. Puleez!

“I love to spend time laughing”.What about at a funeral? What about the library? During a marathon? During an interview? How about with that cop about to write you a ticket? Seriously, how much time do you spend laughing?

5 comments:

House of Suz said...

Sounds like online dating hasn't changed much in the last 8 months or so.

Kurt said...

As opposed to those of us who hate laughing.

Anonymous said...

HI. My name is Kanrei and I like to breathe oxygen. I am looking for another air breather. I love to open my eyes to see and find that I speak better when I use my mouth. Am looking for someone with similar abilities.

Variant E said...

Oh sure Kanrei, way to leave out all the blind or mute hotties out there looking for you.

Shawna said...

Amen to retarded info on dating sites. I was on one, and met my "match" I guess. He's the "new boy" I refer to. It's been about 6 weeks and we are still kickin' it.

My biggest peeve is when they don't use spell check, I mean come on people, it's not a new technology!