Thursday, January 25, 2007

Random nonsense in the news

Looking at the news lately, I think we should now have a Crash 2 sequel. Starring Brandy, Nicole Kidman, and with special guest...Mathew Broderick. A vicous triangle suspense story centered around two fatal car crashes and one stupid car crash. Oh wait, they did that for real. Guess we'll have to move it to TV and call it a reality show.



Anyone hear about that Komoto Dragon that was at the zoo suddenly got pregnant despite have never been in contact or seen a male Komoto Dragon. Sort of like the Britney Spear conceptions..





Oh, and I hear Van Halen will reunite with David Lee Roth. But seriously, isn't it a little too late. I mean, look at Eddie Van Halen...do you really want to pay money to see this now? I suppose he could dangle the microphone from his IV stand...

4 comments:

iamnot said...

When did Van Halen become someone's deranged grandmother?

Kurt said...

That better not be Eddie Van Halen.

starlet said...

Crash was like one of the gayest movies I have ever seen.

Kanrei said...

Gets better. I hear that Sammy and Dave have agreed to share the stage with each singing their VH songs. The two could not even tour together unless the dressing rooms were exactly the same size and each got the same amount of stage time. WHat if "Unchained" goes longer than "Dreams?" My money is on Diamond Dave kicking the human mop's arse =D