Sunday, February 11, 2007

Add me to the list


I'd like to formally submit my name as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl. Yes, I feel the truth must be told that we had been having cyber sex all that time and resulted in the first cyber conception in the history of mankind. Ok, in a strange twist of fate I was cyber doing Zza Zza too...but that's a different story. Yes, she talked of giving me a few million to tide me over by-the-way.
Of course with Anna off the market (and the living world for that matter) I'm afraid I've been forced to move on. I'm going to keep with the high profile celebrity dating though. Sheryl Crow is at the top of my list...we're about the same age and hey, I've got one more ball than Lance does Sheryl ;) Let's see, there's also Katie Couric. I think perhaps she could throw in some little secret dating codes into her news report; something only I'd pick up on. Yes, I'm going to have to defnitely make a list...

3 comments:

iamnot said...

Ok, Anna Nicole...I guess if I were drunk enough. Zza zza...I guess if I were wrapped in plastic and fed IV pain killers.
But, Katie Couric? My god man, what kind of a pervert are you?!?!?!

Kurt said...

You too?

Variant E said...

Hey...I didn't say this job was going to be easy!