Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Celebrity SIMS

I’m going to write a new SIMS computer game. I’m going to call it Celebrity SIMS. It will be an awesome fun game! Here’s some of the features I plan to put into it:

It’ll have a driving tour challenge. Imagine your in a 1974 Pinto that could explode on any impact and before you is a road littered with the likes of Mel Gibson, Ray Liotta, Nick Nolte and all the other drunken actors weaving around and crashing into things. On the side of the road are liquor stops for the actors so they can get bombed even more; making the challenge to get from one end of the road to the other that much more difficult.

It’ll have a special extreme plastic surgery unit out hitting the town and turning people like Alec Baldwin back from this to what he once looked like:

At the tattoo parlor, we’ll have a “try and find a spot to put a tattoo on Tommy Lee” challenge…

Over at the Britney Spears/Paris Hilton Double-dare booth, you can play the part of a paparazzi and yell out and double-dare them to do all kinds of outlandish things such as shave their hair (for Britney that would be the other hair now…).

At the Anna Nicole room you can check out all the would be fathers. Prince Frederick is there, Howard Stern is there, and you can add others too. How about Hugh Hefner? How about Phil Spector? Yes, hours of entertainment right here alone.

At the Where are they Now section, try to match up the child actor with the pathetic job they currently have.

I’m gonna make millions!!!


Kurt said...

You need a rehab clinic.

Gnomeself Be True said...

Sounds like a winner.

Shawna said...

That's awesome, I'd play a SIMS game then...

Unknown said...

(for Britney that would be the other hair now…).

That was shaved first from the photos.

I am in on this game.