Thursday, March 22, 2007

Angelina's new move

In a bold new humanitarian move, Angelina has adopted the entire orphaned population in Vietnam. Yes, all 1.2 million of them. VE has acquired exclusive coverage of the event:

VE: That's quite an undertaking there Angelina
AJ: Well I did want a large family

VE: How will you logistically do this though?
AJ: I'm going to home school them. Brad will help

VE: It seems like this will cost a lot of money
AJ: Yes, Brad's going to need to have a few more hits at the box office now

VE: So, 1.2 million and change...is that a big enough family?
AJ: I'm in negotiations for China still

3 comments:

Shawna said...

hil-AR-ious....

iamnot said...

I'd like to think her motivations were all good, but after a while, you have to wonder if she's not a couple of crayons short of a box.

Shawna said...

She has been quoted to say that she wants to adopt a child from every continent....

They let someone adopt children who had her husbands blood in a vial around her neck....amazing....