In a bold new humanitarian move, Angelina has adopted the entire orphaned population in Vietnam. Yes, all 1.2 million of them. VE has acquired exclusive coverage of the event:
VE: That's quite an undertaking there Angelina
AJ: Well I did want a large family
VE: How will you logistically do this though?
AJ: I'm going to home school them. Brad will help
VE: It seems like this will cost a lot of money
AJ: Yes, Brad's going to need to have a few more hits at the box office now
VE: So, 1.2 million and change...is that a big enough family?
AJ: I'm in negotiations for China still
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Angelina's new move
Thunk up by
Ed
at
10:08 AM
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
hil-AR-ious....
I'd like to think her motivations were all good, but after a while, you have to wonder if she's not a couple of crayons short of a box.
She has been quoted to say that she wants to adopt a child from every continent....
They let someone adopt children who had her husbands blood in a vial around her neck....amazing....
Post a Comment