Saturday, March 31, 2007

Bigfoot Society?

So I was driving along and saw a 'Western Bigfoot Society' bumper sticker today. You mean there are other areas claiming they've sighted them?? I always thought it was just the West Coast other than Big Foot's cousin the Yeti that lives in the Alps or Himalayas or somewhere flippin' cold.

I mean really; is there a Central Park Big Foot Society? An Iowa Corn Field Big Foot Society? Hey, maybe they're the ones making those corn rings!

So I looked it up. Sure enough, there's a Pennsylvania Bigfoot Society. Pennsylvania??!! Oh come on, where are the Bigfoot hiding in Pennsylvania? I mean, the trees there are all deciduous which means they have no frickin' leaves on them in the winter. You could spot a rabbit within all that gray nothing from about a mile away. Where are all the PA bigfoots hiding? With the Amish? Under the Liberty Bell? Hanging out with the Groundhog? Give me a break!

5 comments:

Scary Monster said...
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Scary Monster said...

Me thought that Steve Austin knocked the shit outta big foot and settled the matter once and for all.

Me messed up and now you have an extra comment count for this post....STOMP

iamnot said...

See! Even Big Foot gets laid!
I've got to kidnap me a love slave....

Rob the GranolaGuy said...

One of the most memorable headlines I've ever seen was "Bigfoot Baby Born to Nine Year Old Girl After Bizarre Night in Forest."

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