Monday, March 26, 2007

Dumb News

VE’s usual smart ass comments on current headlines:

Woody Harrelson’s father dies in prison
At least he had health care benefits there

Vivica A. Fox arrested for drunken driving
With Mel Gibson, Brandy, Rip Torn, Paris Hilton, Snoop, Ray Liotta and others I think we now have enough for a celebrity AA reality show. Instead of American Idol we can call it American Idontknowwhentoquit.

Angelina & Brad Donate $100,000 to Clinic in Sudan
Then they gave each of their children bumper stickers that said “I’m spending your inheritance”

Man gets probation for dead deer sex
His ex wife was named Bambi and he thought…never mind. Seriously, WTF?

A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it
I hope she used the healthy cooking oil…


Kurt said...

Brandy wasn't drunk!

It's me, @Moustachio said...

dead deer sex? haha, i wish i came up with that