Friday, April 06, 2007

Breaking News

Apparently authorities cut down a bunch of Willow Trees lining a nude beach area in Wisconsin. Seems that the trees were providing cover for increased sexual activity on the beach. In removing the trees, they hope to eliminate the sexual activity all together and at the same time provide more sun for nesting Turtles.

VE has just one thought on this breaking news story: Aren’t nesting Turtles a form a sexual activity anyway???

8 comments:

littlebirdblue said...

No no no. Nesting turtles are a glorious expression of the universe's infinite love and the sacredness of life.

Humans just get it on.

Wait; those turtles are getting it on, aren't they?

Variant E said...

I was going to go for the obvious stereotypical female joke "finally...a man that takes his time" but thought not.

Kurt said...

The bottom line is: it's okay for Kids to watch turtles doing it, but not humans.

Scary Monster said...

You might think that if a turtle spends two hours mating, that would be a long time, but for turtles it's like wham bam thank you, ma'am

littlebirdblue said...

Scary Monster...just how...closely related is your particular monstrous species to that of our turtle brethren? (--and I mean brethren figuratively, I think. Uhm, don't I?)

Shawna said...

I saw turtles doing it at the San Diego Zoo once...the male was REALLY loud, like so loud that we heard it from several exhibits over, and had to wander to the turtles to see what was going on.

Apparently he was really "enjoying" himself. It was NOT wham bam, thank you ma'am at all!

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Gasp! Warn a girl before showing her naked turtles getting busy! Gaah! :D

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Thanks a lot. Now I can't get the saying out of my head, "Four feet up, four feet down, two green butts goin' round and round." Wait, does that make sense?