Friday, May 18, 2007

Caption Contest Winner

We'll interupt our regularly scheduled drivel with our contest winner. After carefully applying all contestant's submissions through rigorous humor algorythms (ok, it was whatever struck my mood for the moment) the winner is:

iamnot with: "Actually, that's me as a child.I'd been hiding in the neighbor lady's closet because her husband came home early from work.I had no choice but to come out shootin"

What bravado at such an early age!! And to admit you're that old!!! Wow! He wins a lifetime supply of useless drivel and fantastical nonsense and 71 internet dating phone numbers that I no longer need (remember the 3 date rule there!).

Thanks to the rest of you for participating; there were some great submissions and it was a hard choice really. Of course, I'm not sure what I would have done had a female won my contest what with the phone numbers and all.

5 comments:

iamnot said...

"You like me, you really like me,"
Wow. I don't hav a speech ready or anything!
I was so happy just to be nominated.
Just send me the number of the hottest looking divorce lawyer you've ever dated. 'Cause if I call any woman at all, I'm going to need a lawyer.

Diesel said...

I'm claiming fraud, or bias, or something. Maybe wolverines. Damn wolverines!

Kurt said...

I want to hear about the internet dates.

Variant E said...

diesel...I know, I know..those damn wolverines are to blame for everything good!

Since our humor seems to be the same strange brand; you get the consolation prize...in that I'll link your blog!

Shawna said...

Damn, if I weren't actually so busy with work the last few weeks, I woulda won, I know it, I just know it...

I know, excuses, excuses! hehe