More statues

Awhile ago I featured some odd and interesting statues. I thought "why not beat a dead horse". So here's some more:
What the hell? Alice in Wonderland on LSD? It that creature anatomically correct?

Well...at least you cant run with these. You'd put your eye out you know!
I cannot believe you were thinking that about this statue. Wash your brain out with soap!

This is how I feel when I go running some mornings!
Now that is what I call a high chair. Get it? Never mind...