Wednesday, May 23, 2007

National Guard recruiting

Yes, seems with all the fuss over our involvement in Iraq, recruiting standards have recently been loosened a little bit. In an exclusive, VE investigaters got to take a look at the Flint Michigan office.
Yes, with recruiting incentives of being able to shoot guns, free Pop Tarts for their entire enlistment and a free Star Wars Lego set for each enlistee, the candidates have been lining up.
Even the special forces have been affected by recent budget woes. Here we see the elite Navy Seal recruits being issued special hand combat weapons as real weapons are currently just too expensive. "But they work great for digging latrines" quotes one new enlistee.
We even got to take a peek into the administration's long term recruiting plans...

4 comments:

Kurt said...

Now I'll never get in.

Variant E said...

You know what they say Kurt; if you can't 'do'... teach. ;)

Diesel said...

Looks like everything is in order.

ADW said...

I think the last picture is perfect. I believe that is thes tage where they hook them on heroin, or is it opium? I keep getting them confused.