Friday, August 31, 2007


Michael Vik's new full tackle Kitten Football League (KFL) are in their training camps.

According to VE investigators, his scouts have been rounding them up for weeks

Tryouts have been tough

But decorative helmets are encouraged to keep up the morale

and after a hot workout, fruity fru-fru beverages were provided.

Of course, some of those that didn't make the team just couldn't bare the shame...

Note: No kittens were hurt in the making of this post.

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Unknown said...

That is just freaking GREAT! I cannot even begin to tell you the size of the smile I have on my face. YAY VE!

The suicide kitty is so cute.

Serena said...

OMG, I love those kitties! If Vicks lays a finger on them, I will freakin' shoot him.:)

Shawna said...

oh, the cat w/the gun, that did it, almost spewed my burrito all over my screen!

Logophile said...

OK, I'm not a big football fan but I might watch that.
Full contact kitten violence.
Oh, and there is a sea horse 55 on my blog for you.

Uncivil said...

1st picture: I'd say that dude has more pussy than he can handle! They look like they're ready to rejuvenate at any minute!

Kurt said...

You know how I feel about animal costuming.

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ThatGreenyFlower said...

It was the kitten in the lime-skin helmet from the "appetizer" post that had me spewing coffee everywhere. Too darn funny.

I can't wait to see how the team evolves. This is going to be a beautiful season.

Carla said...

That was great!!

Unknown said...

Thats funny as shit.

steph said...

You know, it's more fun when animals are hurt, don't you think?

ADW said...

That was too freaking cute. A kitten in a frog helmet? Priceless.

Jenny! said...

That's a lot of pussy...Vick better take advantage while he can...he won't be getting any of that for a while...but the sausage will be abundant!

robkroese said...

That last picture is obviously fake. No cat has enough motivation or shame to kill itself.

Ed said...

kan - Posting with animal pictures is always pretty safe. Acting with them is the kiss of death.

sj - I'll tell you if I see him and his finger

shawna - Spewed burrito? Is that the special at Taco Hell again?

logophile - Thanks for that story, it was great!

uncivil - Dang. I wish Ihad that problem ;)

kurt - Sorry about that man but the end always justifies the means, right?

camille - Sorry...I only learned a single language...English

Judd - Wow. Thanks. The only I've ever been recognized for are zits in my teens...

thatgreenyflower - Spewed coffee? You should have lunch with Shawna; it would be a full on spewfest!

carla - Where in the world is Carla?

tm - Welcome. Thanks.

queen of dyfunction - I laugh when I'm hurt...

adw - Yeah; it's hard to top kittens in costume.

Ed said...

jenny - I knew I could count on you to point that out! ;)

diesel - Doh! You blew my whole post uncovering that. You, I know some older cats with enough attitude that they might point one at somebody else though.

justacoolcat said...

I want to play for the frog helmets!

Shawna said...

Planet Burrito actually. I went high class with my burrito on that day!

I seriously passed this post around my office, some people printed it out and have it in their cube!

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