ThemThems

It’s time to push back. That’s right. Meme’s are so yesterday now. You shouldn’t be doing them anymore. This is the age of accusations!

Blame is the Name of the Game now

Are you one of the few nice people on the planet? Well you need to be drinking the “screw your neighbor” Koolaide. Come on; jump on the finger pointing bandwagon! Let the accusation Borg assimilate you.

It’s time to irritate people with Themthems. I know, conversions aren’t easy; remember the USA metric conversion? Here’s how to convert your standard Meme into a Themthem.

MEME:
List four of your favorite decedent desserts

THEMTHEM:
List the four primary people responsible for not giving you enough self esteem to say no to fatty deserts causing you to become overweight and not confident

See how easy that was to convert? For every kindly thoughtful thankless act there is an equally hurtful, thoughtless, ungrateful accusation that can be applied. Isn’t humanity wonderful?

Let’s try another.

MEME:
List your top 10 favorite cities in order of most favorite first

THEMTHEM
In decending order from most damaging to least damaging, list the 10 cities you hold personally responsible toward the decline of America down to a second world country

Ok, go out there and try a few of your own conversions. As with all of your themthems, be sure to add the following to the end: Anonymously select five hapless victims and blame them into submitting their own themthems so that you don’t have to be responsible for anything.