Walk of Shame

Hooray for Hollywood, Hooray for Hollywood. Go ahead...sing along with me.

And what better thing for dumb tourists to do than to visit the Walk of Fame among the streets of that famous city.

Well, those clever gang members and thugs down in South Central LA where tourists are warned never to set foot on have come up with their own ingenious spin on things.

See, normally they would just cruise up to Hollywood and rob all those dumb tourists but, you know, with gas prices rising and such, even they've had to budget and restrategize. So rather than they seeking them out, why not have the tourist come straight to them?

So they've come up with the Walk of Shame as an underground city movement to spark tourist interest in their neighborhood and then subsequently rob them.

You'll note that they already floated this idea which brought in dumb entrepenuerial venture capitalists to the neighborhood which allowed them to rob these guys first and that fueled their first twelve "stars". Let's take the walk:

Who do you think should be the next batch?