Ok, part three in the improv festival here at Fantastical Nonsense. You can still join in on the fun. Just leave me a comment with a subject you’d like me to humor post about.
Here’s what’s still in the queue (a new one got added):
1. Marketing fecal murals (kelley)
2. Filling in for the writer’s strike: What happened on 24, Heroes, and Lost? (kanrei)
3. UFO (unusual feminine objects) nessa
But for now, here’s the combined request of serena joy, jeff, and scary monster “Ill Fitting Women’s Underwear I have Worn and Sold”
“Hi, my name is VE, and it has been 2 months since I have last sold a pair of women’s underwear.”
“Hi VE” the group replies in unison.
“Here’s my story…”
It started innocent enough. You know how it goes. First it was a set of Sears unmentionables that I stole from grandma and wore to a toga party. I got second prize that night during the strip down dare contest. Had the audience been a wee bit drunker I might have just won too.It was fun putting on the girlfriends pink panties for her embarrassment. There were various college pranks and Halloween parties and keggers that fully endorsed the wearing of women’s underwear to rousing applaud with each and every bolder assortment.
Then there was that time I didn’t quite make it back to the hotel from a run. Needless to say, I had to borrow one of her panties for an emergency.
Of course there was always the official wearing during our annual “Walking around in Women’s Underwear Christmas” parade. I think one thing led to another and before you know it, I was wearing them whenever I got the chance. Even that time I put on a little more weight (before loosing it) didn’t stop me





12 comments:
I'm scared for life. Too many pictures I didn't need to see! Thanks for sparing us on the skid marks!
Oh my god, I am SO sorry I asked. Congratulations VE, you've officially scarred me for life.
Pink is definitely your color. I think somebody should get up a grass roots campaign for designing mens' underwear in pretty colors. That way, you could wear your pink with your head held high. I do think I'll pass on the used eBay goods.:-)
Did you hear about buying underwear on eBay from me?
Holy she-hite. I just remembered....it's only gonna get worse! Fecal Murals is/are next! I hope you're not using the ill fitted underware as a canvas!
We have a rather cute "Dog Shit" calendar in our office bathroom. It features the turd of the month along with the canine contributor.
I found it http://www.prankplace.com/dogpoop.htm
I am going home sick now I think. I am also ruined for life now.
Still in pain.
All you are missing is a smart looking pair of High Heels. Cheers!!
I kind of liked the lace look . . . I mean . . umm . . that's gross.
uncivil - Be afraid..be very afraid!
jeff - Never provoke VE!
sj - I thought pink was too.
kurt - You were my inspiration for that part of the story!
kan - Fortunately the posts get archived; it will be safe in the near future.
matt-man - I know, but heels tend to make me too tall
justacoolguy - Shhh...some of them I didn't sell...
This were not what me expectorated when me jumped on the band wagon.
Me been STOMPED!
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