Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Listmania

Mischievous but amusing activities for Prison Guards:

Installing the soap dispensers in the shower 3 inches off the floor.
Playing “Jailhouse Rock” for 24 hours straight in the solitary section
Cafeteria dessert cakes in the shape of a file
Replacing the library cart books with brail books
Mailing voodoo doll replicas of the inmates waving to themselves from fun tourist destinations and saying “wish you were here”

Games I don’t want to see:

Borat Twister
Monopoly – the IRS edition
Japanese Boggle – the 4800 cube edition
Sims II – Extreme Makeover Edition
Risk 3 – Strip Mall Expansion Edition

Sequels I’m still waiting for:

Lord of the Rings 4 – Return of the out of work hobbit actors
13 Angrier with a Vengeance Men
Aliens vs Predator vs Wiggles vs Teletubbies – Final Smackdown
Saving Private Parts (starring Lance Armstrong)
Star Wars 7 – Ewok Revenge

9 comments:

iamnot said...

I was with you till star wars 7

Scary Monster said...

The Japanese Boggle is actually a really good game. The down side is the three hour sand timer that comes with it.

STOMP.

BottleBlonde said...

Installing the soap dispensers in the shower 3 inches off the floor.

HAHAHHAhahaa! But I thought prisoners LIKED it up the pooper?!

Kurt said...

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Uncivil said...

Mischievous but amusing activities for Prison Guards: Showing them the dead gerbil you found after the cavity search!

VE said...

iamnot - I'm all for a SW7 but not with the ewoks...

sm - That would be hard to turn over!

bottleblonde - I think only have of them do!

kurt - Huh?

VE said...

uncivil - I like it!

Serena Joy said...

Well, now you've done it. You've made me want to go to work in a prison or bust.:-)

iamnot said...

I'm reconsidering the whole ewok thing.
First, the actors from LOTR need the work.
Second, I'm thinking something involving Leah and being tied with vines might work out well.
Can we get Scarlett Johansson to play Leah?