Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Blog Lingo

Don't forget to enter your picture into the anti-caption contest. Refer to the post from Friday. You've got until this Friday to send me a pic, link a photo, or just spell out the address in the comments. I'll post a voters poll on Friday to pick. Meanwhile, here's your usual fantasical nonsense...

Like everything in this world nowadays, blogging has its own lingo. Until you simply learn it, it’s a confusing and foreign world for newcomers.

Meme – I thought this was some stuttering narcissist that kept interfering with people

Blogroll – I wasn’t sure what was going on here. Either it was something I should be ordering from Krispy Kreme and eating while I enjoyed reading posts, or it was some strange child-like activity that bloggers had invented that involved rolling around.

Podcasting – Was this the hiring of extras for the Invasion of the Body Snatcher movie? Fly fishing in your cubicle? It baffled me…

Feed Reader – Those that eat their lunch and/or dinner while reading their favorite blogs?

Flame – A romantic blogger interest? A hot topic? Are we moths in this scenario? So confusing…

RDF – Really dumb fiction? Requires dental floss? Roman donkey fun? I’m at a loss…

Blogosphere – OMG, are pixels slowly disappearing due to global warming? Damn, isn’t anything safe?

Drive-by Blogging – I don’t know; I envisioned this kiosk similar to the banks where you drive up and enter your blog post while you check your bank balance, get some cash, and order stamps. I know, what was I thinking....I mean really...who uses stamps anymore...

8 comments:

Kanrei said...

BLogroll just sounds perverted to me.

What about "Blogger?" It sounds like a video game. Great, now that stupid song is going to be in my head all day.

Da/da-da-da/
da/da-da-da/
da-da/da-da/da/
da-da/da-da/da/
da/
da-da/da-da/da

justacoolcat said...

I want my own stamp; something positive like "Approved".

People love to be validated right?

Jeff said...

Let's get to the bottom of this once and for all.. is it "meme" as in "cream" or "me-me" as in "pee-pee"? I've heard it used both ways.

Uncivil said...

I like to eat chocolate frosted "Blogrolls" while I'm Feed Readin'.

Uncivil said...

Oh...crap ..I just read kanrei's comment?....not those kind of blogrolls!

Serena Joy said...

It took me a long time to catch on to the rudiments of blog lingo. Some of it, I still don't get. I don't know what an RDF is or how Feed Reader works. And what do pods have to do with broadcasting? I do think it must have something to do with body snatching.:)

Marie said...

Never heard of RDF, but I've only had a proper blog for three months.

If a blogroll were a pastry, I think it's be more of a Panera Bread item, and very cheesy and garlicky.

I always thought meme was pronounced like pee-pee, like saying "Me! Me! Me!" Makes sense. But I saw somewhere that it's supposed to be "meem" which makes no sense at all.

magnetoboldtoo said...

Tonight I heard about 'splogs' and I read it wrong and thought the person was talking about something else....

RDF? WTF?

Drive by blogging? Huh?

don't leave me hanging VE, what on earth are they? Don't make me go to google...

Kelley