Christmas Trees

I have yet to get my Christmas tree this year. I know, I know. I now only have 22 days to enjoy it. But having picked up one early last year only to have it look like some alien sucked out every last drop of moisture out of it right as Christmas proper hit; I thought I wouldn’t make that mistake again this year.

I used to cut my own. It’s pretty easy to find one but a big wet, messy hassle; I mean I live in Christmas tree land! There are more Christmas Trees within 5 miles of me than there are in the entire states of Nebraska and Kansas. Do they know its Christmas time at all? But I digress…

No, I won’t even get into the lighting challenges of a Christmas Tree.

I won’t elaborate on the inability of science to produce a worthy Christmas Tree stand that works.

I won’t comment on how the ornaments they are producing are almost bigger than the trees themselves.
Instead, to sum it all up…here’s a collection of whacky Christmas tree images for you to enjoy (with the proper VE commentary of course).

Don't have a tree nearby? Perhaps you have toothpicks then. A lot of toothpicks. And time. And patience. And...
I don't even want to understand how this is possible...
Live decorations must be cleared through animal control...
Bachelor Christmas cheer...

Fraternity Christmas cheer....
Teenage Christmas Cheer...
No, this isn't a Christmas tree on the Muir Space Station and no, I didn't get all rotaty with my photo software. The inverted Christmas tree craze was popular a couple of years ago. First of all, it's easier to store presents under it. Second, it's easier to actually hang ornaments on it. I just cannot get used to it though...there's just something wrong about it. It would be like Santa wearing a green suit all of a sudden...
I'm dreaming of a pink Christmas...
May your tree fit all your decorations and not catch on fire!