Russia unconvinced on Iran sanctions
"Golden Compass" loses its way at box office
Hayden says CIA videotapes destroyed
Officials: Major oil spill off SKorea
Mall employee describes deadly shooting
Jobs report sends oil futures lower
Smith says film not yet OK'd in China
Gitmo prisoner aided bin Laden, US says
Tax, spending issues frustrate Democrats
No quick fix for subprime mortgages
Ray Liotta pleads no contest in crash
Bush seeks nuclear disclosure from Kim
Israelis uncover mansion linked to queen
New Miss California crowned after mix-up
Here are a few news clips from this last week. I figure, since the news is twisted around to support whatever the author wanted to be the outcome, why not just finish up what they started and scramble the news altogether.
Come play along, it’s easy. Just make your own news headline from these headlines.
Try it; it’s fun. Here are a couple of mine:
CIA uncovers Gitmo prisoner is the new Miss California
Ray Liotta linked to nuclear spill in Russia
In China, officials Ok’d deadly shooting
What can you come up with?
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Current News Jumble
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New Miss California and Ray Liotta say "Golden Compass" videotapes destroyed. Cheers!!
Democrats uncover Major oil spill off S Korea linked to Bush?
Russia unconvinced Ray Liotta crash not linked to Bush!
Gitmo prisoner uncovers Miss California's Bush!
Israelis uncover Miss California's Bush often mixed up with President Bush!
This has nothing to do with your news clips.......But did you hear.....?
Santa has to say Ha,ha,ha because Ho,ho,ho is no longer politically correct!
matt-man - That's terrible. I was looking forward to being disappointed with that movie...
uncivil - That last one is hillarious. And yes, sadly I had heard that. Right up there with the surgeon general complaining a fat Santa is a bad role model...
Ray Liotta loses [its] way at box office
In China, officials Ok’d deadly shooting
Okay, this shit can be for real. Have you read about some of the shit that goes down in China? They won't allow fat people to adopt their babies!
Fun and creative.
Bush aided bin Laden, describes deadly shooting
New Miss California pleads no contest in nuclear disclosure after mix-up
Officials: Russia not yet destroyed
Mall employee describes “Golden Compass”: No quick fix
New Miss California videotapes not yet OK'd in China.
Mall employee describes Bush losing his way at the box office.
:)
anne - Well I could expect he would lose his way after all of his drinking...
bottleblond - Not even Santa?
Kan - Good ones. I like that Miss California one; that's funny.
tammie jean - You are all just too creative. Bush getting lost in the box office; how true...how true...
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