Monday, January 07, 2008

Bi-Polar

Ok, so the latest development is that Britney Spears may actually be insane.

I think the comedy ethics prevent me from picking on somebody that is truly mentally unstable. It’s just not funny then. But I don’t think the jury is in on her yet so I’ll continue to poke fun until that time.

One of the conclusions is that she is and has been bi-polar…

Bi-polar? Is it just me or is this the catch all diagnosis for any kind of mental instability these days? Happy one day, pissed off the next? You must be bi-polar…

Come to think of it, isn’t the word bi-polar redundant? I mean, there are always two! Let’s examine our own Earths poles:

See…the use of polar implies a pole. There have to be two ends of that pole…and there you have it…two poles for the price of one! I think they need to revise the terminology; the people that named it in the first place were obviously bi-polar!

Now I will grant you that I could see Britney doing this:

Maybe there is something to that bi-polar diagnosis after all…

14 comments:

Kurt said...

Britney is a talented singer and a national treasure. Shame on you.

Squirrel said...

i agree with Kurt. Britney is filling the terrible void left by Anna Nicole Smith

Good luck on your job review.

VE said...

kurt - Ooops, I did it again

squirrel - That's a BIG void!

Obviously, you are BOTH bi-polar. But the key question is which pole do each of you live at? ;)

Carla said...

Britney will alway be fair game. You go boy.

Nessa said...

Oh, poo on those two.

It's her job to entertain us. She's just doing her job.

Bi-polar, schmii-polar.

I'm a polar bear.

VE said...

carla - Thanks. It's just so fun to poke fun at her...

nessa - Good point, but hey, Polar bear is a serious medical condition. I am sure there are pills you can find that will help though. Ask your doctor. He's paid by the drug companies errr I mean he's knowledgeable.

Matt-Man said...

I'm not a doctor or anything but trust me, those are some nice looking thighs. Cheers!!

Kanrei said...

This is funny, but I am on the "I feel really bad for her and am giving her a pass on the bashing" side of things. The bi-polar with the strippers was one of your best visual gags yet though.

Shawna said...

Oh, she's a nutjob alright, but I think we need to go deeper than bipolar, I think the bitch is schizophrenic! Seriously.

Britney can't sing, and you all know it. Those Britney lovers out there have to go. IF she could sing, I might give her a break, but in my opinion, the bitch got lucky that she was kinda cute (I've always thought she was rather boring) and had good producers to make her sound better than she is.

She's a total embarassment to the music community as a whole. She has no talent.

Wow, do I think she's a loser or what?
hehehe

VE said...

matt-man - I'm guessing when you order chicken you get dark meat, not white meat...

kan - Thanks. That was an improvised addition to the post. I sort of just wrote the whole thing on the fly whereas sometimes I do things ahead of time and let it gel a little slower.

shawna - Wow. You should tell us how you really feel ;)

GC said...

haven't you already seen Britney doing "this"?
If you tried harder you could make a picture of her doing "this"

VE said...

gc - Yeah, but I'm lazy by nature. Always only do just enough to get by - that's my motto

Shawna said...

Yah, I need to work on my word skills apparently, I piss people off all the time! ;)

Uncivil said...

Oh my gawd!!!I've been catching up on your blog,and just now scrolled down to the two "Bi-polar" babes!!!!

Sweet....thanks for the eye candy!!!

Speaking of Bi-Polar bimbos....

I used to think Paris Hilton was about as useless a woman that could ever be, until I saw her x-rated B.J. video.

That woman has some serious skills!

Can't wait for Britneys x-rated vids to show up for comparison!