Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dog Dissertation

I guess since this is the year I’ve moved to celebrating the entire year of global holidays (hence, I only needed to work one day this year and I’ll just call in sick for that) needless to say, I’ve got some time on my hands.

I thought rather than browse porn, purchase life insurance and act now to get the 2 for 1 dicer instead I’d pursue another degree.

Of course, I’m going to have to do my dissertation. I’m doing the definitive work on dog fashion. It’s just my way of helping to evolve two species at the same time. Here’s the early sketch work:

Now this first one...well, everyone wants to be a cowboy, right? Yep, even dogs...
This is a good security and confidence building fashion piece. Is your dog not tough enough looking? Add the spider costume and watch them clear away...
Ok, the classic costume. Of course, it should be a Weiner Dog doing the modelling here but models have to be skinny and I couldn't find any weiner dogs that were anorexic...

I'm still working on the Rock Star puppy line...
Of course, we must have a Christmas costume. Max here is modelling our latest...
What small dog wouldn't want to be a giraffe? Another confidence booster.
My villian and hero line are quite popular during the Halloween season. But these costumes can be worn anytime (lightsaber not included...)

Yes, I can see that while I am enjoying my vacations and getting my dog fashion degree, it will be a busy year...

13 comments:

Nessa said...

You're so good. You should be on that fashion reality show, where all of the designers have hissy fits and hit each other with their pink poodles.

Kanrei said...

The ONLY people who should dress their pets are nudists. Balance must be maintained!

Shawna said...

Georgie has a pumpkin shirt I bought her for Halloween, she loves it....dressing up dogs is fun! Of course Dave thinks it's gay.

VE said...

nessa - I could be a contender!

kan - That's a good point. For ev ery action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Why do I always get the bad side of that equation?

shawna - Yeah, I think if Dave wears a pumpkin shirt...that's gay. And if Dave dresses up like a dog...that's weird too.

Kurt said...

You know how I feel about animal costuming.

Uncivil said...

Hmmmmm ...Cat eye for the DAWG guy!

Serena Joy said...

I've always wondered whether dogs are embarrassed by clothes, but your models look pretty darn happy (not to mention hugely cute). I'd go for the degree.:)

amarilla said...

Does life insurance for your dog cost more if you dog is fashionable?

VE said...

kurt - I know, I know.

uncivil - Wait until I go for my PHD in cat fashion!

sj - I'm embarrased enough to make up for them if they are not

amarilla - It's actually less; a smart dressed dog is a happy dog and a happy dog lives longer!

Kelley said...

I am more than a little disturbed at this post.

More disturbed than when I found out you folk have a thing called 'french fried onions in a can'.

Surely you guys have discovered the wonders of humiliating small children?

Carla said...

Love the wiener dog outfit. That's classic.

VE said...

kelley - Welcome to America, would you like fries with your disturbed?

carla - How perfect is that?

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