Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Fantastic Four more

Since the name of my blog is Fantastical…I feel compelled to follow up on the Fantastic 4 movie franchise.

That’s right, just when you thought the acting and plot couldn’t get any worse, there are more coming…

VE investigators snagged these movie posters for the next two planned:

Seems things don’t go so well for the Silver Surfer. Tragic…a life of servitude (get it?).

Of course, when you kill off all your bad guys you are going to have to introduce a new one. What better time to introduce the Stutterererer than in Fantastic 4 4! It’s pure genius. Who needs the Writers Guild…

16 comments:

Kanrei said...

The Fantastic 4X4!
A monster truck is hit with a massive does of gamma rays!

The Fantastic Fore!
Tiger Woods

The Fantastic Floor!
My, those tiles are just amazing.

The Fantastic Smore!
A camping site is hit with a massive dose of gamma rays blah, blah, blah =D

Nessa said...

The Fantastic Snore - where the movie bores us to death.

Marie said...

I can see some porn mock-ups of these.

Kanrei said...

Marie said...
I can see some porn mock-ups of these.


The Fantastic Foreplay?

The Fantastic Foreskin?

VE said...

kan - Wow, we are very creative today. Good ones.

nessa - Very true. But I need a good nap.

marie - Brings a whole other dimension to "Elastic man" huh?

kan - I've preordered already...

Kanrei said...

You inspire me VE. I decided to go "Bill Gates" on your control of nonsense. Bwahahahahahaha!

Kurt said...

I'm not really sure what The Fantastic Four are.

VE said...

kan - Let the challenge be on then, my friend. Nonsense is as nonsense does...

kurt - Slightly more interesting than the Theatrical Three...

Serena Joy said...

The Fantastic Ore -- adventures of a miner. I see loads of possibilities if you decide to make him a uranium miner.

The Fantastic Sore -- confessions of a herpes victim.

The Fantastic Gore -- Bullfighting! Could also be a movie about what the impatient person did to the Stuttererer.

VE said...

sj - Those writers in the Writers Guild...who needs them with your ideas!

justacoolcat said...

Don't foget the sequel, The Fantastic Four More.

Or a little sumin' sumin' for the Norwegians, The Fantastic Fjord.

Or maybe Time Lincoln and The Fantastic Four Score and Fourty Years.

Carla said...

You certainly don't need the Writers' Guild. In fact, I think they probably need you.

VE said...

justacoolcat - I like the Norwegian one. Hah

carla - Thanks. They need me to stand on the picket line; it gets boring just standing there...

Uncivil said...

The Fantastic vote whore!
Hillary on the campaign trail?

Diesel said...

I haven't seen either of those movies, but they look hella lame.

I like "Fan-trashing bore."

VE said...

uncivil - Oooh...a topical political sequel...good one!

diesel - "I haven't seen either of those movies..." And you are the better man for it!