Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Lost Work Code

Are you working this year? I'm sorry...

VE investigators have solved the age old code that explains the cycle work places on an individual. The key was right there in front of us all along...the first letter of each month. Check it out:

J Jubilant
F Fun
M Mellow
A Anxious
M Morose
J Jittery
J Jumpy
A Angry
S Stubborn
O Ornery
N Nutty
D Dead

Notice the hopeful and optimistic outlook at the beginning. One really only makes it a quarter way through the year before it all breaks down and reality sets in...

Of course, if you worked last year and are not dead, then you may substitute Dumbfounded for December. And obviously if you thought differently then you are insane for the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results....

Have fun at work...I'm on global holidays this year and a day skiing sounds like a better idea.

6 comments:

Serena Joy said...

Yep, you've cracked the code all right. I'm not sure if I'm dead, but there are some tests I can do to check. If I'm not, then call me Dumbfounded.:)

Jeff said...

Ok... it's January. So where's my jubilance?

Nessa said...

Did you find this code in the Bible?

VE said...

sj - Yes, it's always hard to tell is one is really dead or not. Might just be something you at though

jeff - It lies in the sure joy of reading my nonsense on a daily basis...wait a minute...you do read this daily don't you?!?!

nessa - The VE investigators NEVER reveal their sources...I've tried bribing them too.

Amena said...

This is great info to know.

VE said...

amena - Heed my warning...look for the signs! ha ha