Friday, February 22, 2008

This is where VE Critiques Himself

Just to show you that I do read my own blog, I thought I’d do something rarely done by a blogger. I’m going to post a follow up critique to my own last post! How odd is that?

I won’t dwell on the fact that I blew the Chuck E. vs Chucky part that Kurt so eloquently pointed out. If there is a grammatical or factual inconsistency Kurt is there for me!

Sure, I was lame and didn’t even bother to create an actual squash court filled with those balls. One showing me diving into it and then being arrested shortly thereafter. Instead, I just provided you with the lame ball visual. I know, I know, I’m not worthy.

Instead, I want to draw your attention to the “Wild on” hot tub party picture. There are many things I find odd, disturbing, and inconsistent about it. Perhaps you noticed them too.



Perhaps you’ve noticed other things I have not. I’ll leave you with the original picture and the comments section to have at it…

20 comments:

sprinkle4 said...

I direct your attention to the glowing alien guy with the head growing from his chest. If you will notice, he also has a set of fingers protruding from his back! He must buy his shirts from Manley Man's Big and Tall store.

RED MOJO said...

The blonde on the left in the mismatched hot-tubbing ensemble, clearly has that "I'm totally sucking it in" look on her face! There are at least 8 women, 6 guys, if you count the quarter of head, as a guy. But one of the guys clearly should not count toward the total men tally, and I'm not talking about the alien!

Kurt said...

In all fairness, there is no reason why anyone without children would know it is "Chuck E. Cheese." I had to learn it the hard way. And please note that I gave the information as a p.s. to my main comment.

VE said...

sprinkle4 - OMG, there are more fingers. This alien could juggle pretty easy. Even behind its back.

red mojo - You are right! I see that look. Hah, I think I know which guy...

kurt - The hard way? Sounds like a story there. Don't worry, if I didn't have you correcting me, I'd just be an illiterate juvinille instead of just a juvinille.

iamnot said...

Chick on the left...who cares if her clothes match. She looks nice.
Guy third from left. His smile makes him look like Liberache's love child.

VE said...

iamnot - Boy...I think you're gonna have to win out in an Irish dancing duel with Lord of the River Dance there if you want to win over that girl...

"Liberace's love child"...good one! I think he's the one red mojo wasn't counting on the men tally.

Serena Joy said...

Now that you point it out, I do notice the mismatched clothes. There's probably no point in calling the fashion police, though. The young lady's so cute they'd probably give her a pass. What I find most disturbing about the photo, though, is the fact that ALL of the guys have more cleavage than I do. That's just sick.:D

VE said...

sj - Funny. Man cleavage is nothing to brag about I'm guessing...

Jacki said...

Just when I am starting to feel comfortable with myself, some guy has to go and make fun of small-chested women. Geez...

VE said...

jacki - Oops...didn't mean it that way. The humor was oriented to man cleavage and man boobs...which are always funny (unless they are pointing at me that is)

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Man, i need to show u wild, but I wont go there, dont want no grammatical inconsistecy LOL

Jacki said...

No worries....I know you were making fun of the man-boobs. I was actually laughing at this post because I didn't see any of that stuff until you pointed it out. :-)

VE said...

torrance - Man, I was waiting until somebody called me on how tame this was. I couldn't go there...sometimes my kids actually look at my blog

jacki - Well good...I certainly didn't want to offend any new readers. I usually offend after you become a regular.

Diesel said...

I thought I saw something that looked like a dead mouse floating in the water, which would have been pretty funny, but then I enlarged the picture and realized it was just a shadow on the water next to the girl drinking urine.

Barry Nong said...

The one in the pink swimmers is J Lo without make up on.

Kelley said...

River dance guy holding down not matching girl while smirky guy next to her goes for a grope. Or a nipple cripple....

VE said...

diesel - With that many party guests in a hot tub, urine is pretty much what their hot tubbing in anyway so its only natural she'd shart scooping from the tub...

barry - Hah. JLo sighting!

kelley - Grope guy looks more likely to nipple cripple the river dance guy to me though

Maureen said...

Why is Alien Guy taking a picture of his crotch??

VE said...

maureen - That's fantastic...I never noticed that before! Hah!

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