Saturday, March 01, 2008

Photo Post

Ok, I’m getting a little behind in publishing photos of the day so I think I’ll just do a photo post today. Not only is a picture worth a thousand words, VE featured pictures spare you from a thousand words by me. Of course, you still have to put up with my candid comments for them….

Now what kind of a dick would walk around in a condom outfit?

The real irony behind the US-Mexico border fence is that they hired illegal immigrants to paint it.

This is what happens when people have low intellect and too much time on their hands

Call me conservative, but I just don’t think it wise to be doing wheelies on a crumbling rock path with a thousand foot drop off near the coast of Scotland.
One of the universal laws…
And finally…

The Lingerie Bowl brings me new interest in football. It’s like having sex and playing a good video game all at the same time. I didn’t think you could get it all!

22 comments:

RED MOJO said...

I love the mommy trying to get her kid away from the condom, you don't know where that thing has been!
Lingerie football! Cool! Unless that exploits women, no, it's still cool!

Matt-Man said...

I want to have a sex change, become a lesbian, and play Quarterback in the Lingerie Bowl.

Every snap count would be really long so I could keep my hands under my center's ass. Cheers!!

Kurt said...

Photos with your candid comments!

Nessa said...

Why don't men football players play half naked so I can enjoy the game too?

Serena Joy said...

I agree with Nessa. Why not?! When that happens, I'll sign up for the Lingerie Bowl. I'm speechless at the walking condoms. Not a word to say. Well, maybe one -- ugh!:)

Jacki said...

I agree with the other women here....I'd love to see Tom Brady half naked.

leelee said...

Tom Brady, Tony Romo and a couple of those hot coaches too..Jack Delrio..and I like that Tennessee coach too..yeah I could get into that.

yeah!

Jeff said...

Hmmm, gives a whole new meaning to "tight end" :-)

VE said...

red mojo - Let's not hope that thing gets around too much

matt-man - I see your nirvana now...

kurt - I'm afraid so

nessa,
sj,
jacki,
leelee - I don't know...I'm sure they could round up some beefy guys for all of you and put them into that Borat thong to play...

VE said...

jeff - Tight end...that's funny!

sprinkle4 said...

I dunno......I'd just really like to see the guy who could wear that condom!

Uncivil said...

I'm sorry. I got distracted while googling the Lingerie Bowl images!
Now back to my regularly scheduled comment!
Holy crap? It's even on wikipedia?
I have led a sheltered life. I need to start watching football?

Maureen said...

Lingerie football? You've GOT to be kidding me.

Barry Nong said...

We have a similar underwear football match but we use drunk drag queens.

Carla said...

I think all us females need to be lobbying the NFL. I'd certainly be a fan.

justacoolcat said...

I always thought a word was worth a thousands words, if it's the right word.

Now combine your first picture with the last picture.

Ha.

dawn224 said...

That's a creep creepy looking condom!

VE said...

sprinkle4 - Now there's a thought...

uncivil - I know, I didn't realize it either

dawn224 - Nothing worse than wearing a used condom too. Imagine how those people wearing it feel...

VE said...

maureen - Wish I was, but it's real!

barry - Now that is strange...

carla - I think there would be more groin injuries though

VE said...

justacoolcat - Hah, good point there. I think I'd be running pretty hard if that condom were chasing me also.

Theresa said...

Giant yellow condoms...and I thought the Japanese condoms were smaller than average. At least that's what a friend of mine, who lived there, told me. He said he had the "hardest" time finding any that would fit. ;)

VE said...

theresa - Guys that cannot fit into condoms...hmmm...you choose your friends wisely I see.