Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Visuals and Diagrams

I thought today, I'd stick to visuals and diagrams. The first is a sequence of four diagrams on reality...






34 comments:

Bee said...

HA! That should be a new campaign, to send all the error messages therefore making it crash!

Do they then send an error report somewhere else? Or would that make the whole interworldwideweb implode?


Now my head hurts.

Queen Goob said...

Well, those first three pictures verify what the sorcerers have been doing with all of those stolen penises.

lime said...

lol, i do send the error reports hoping it sets off some alarm bell making some doofus tech person wake up and pay attention for half a second. i know it doesn't but allow me my fantasy.

Kurt said...

I don't think that diagram accurately represents where you're told to go.

iamnot said...

re: your triangle
A=1/2bh


Just thought I'd help.

RED MOJO said...

This comment is going to end up being exactly halfway between what I should say, and what I want to say, so...f--king internet explorer!

leelee said...

I am definitely a visual person..I can understand almost anything with the help of a chart...thanks for making it all so crystal clear.

Your charts rock!

VE said...

bee - I just laugh when I think how ridiculous it must be to manage the bazillions of reports that could be going to them. They're probably going nowhere...

queen goob - Good observation; hadn't thought of that!

lime - And you can have your fantasy; anything to irritate Microsoft...they've certainly irritated us

kurt - That's ok though; nothing does...

iamnot - Ok, but I'm calling you when my kids math homework exceeds my own abilities...

red mojo - Good retort! Yeah, let's all slam on Microsoft...

leelee - Charts are good; but they are like watching a magician because you can make almost anything work...

sprinkle4 said...

LMAO!I hate those error messages...I cuss once when I have the error and then again when I get that message...they make me question any meaningful existence on this earth....not really, that just sounded good.

I love charts myself...they make me feel smart:)

Man it's been a while since I had a good half cup of pee.....good times, I tell ya....good times.

Megan said...

I like the second one the best.

VE said...

sprinkle - That pee comment; too funny...I actually choked for a second there.

megan - Would that be the second one in the set of four or the cup full one?

leelee said...

Thats what I like about them VE!

cathouse teri said...

Dammit.

I hate it when that happens. I got some error/duplication error when I tried to post my damn comment.

Dammit.

Anyway, what I said was:

Something! Something something something something!

And then some other stuff.

VE said...

leelee - Yes, true, it's like eye candy!

Teri - Boy, I hate that too. Nice generalization though! Stay tuned tomorrow for my post; I'll have a lot to say about that subject! I'm gonna start writing it right now...

Jacki said...

So that is why my head is always spinning....I am just running in circles. Or in this case, triangles.

Megan said...

The One Where I Get Caught.

GC said...

I love the sales diagram
I'm a procrastinationist
and it works wonders in not preventing sales from happening

VE said...

jacki - Little did you know...

megan - I'm there a lot too...

gc - I love it. I like to ask them "So...what's your sales quoto this month?" "How close are you?" "Let me think about it...."

damon said...

I'm so glad you went visual today.
I got brain-to-eye pains from too much playoff hockey on my tube.

As usual,
brilliant.
In chart form.

doggybloggy said...

average..looks like it all works out to be just average

VE said...

damon - Yeah, sometimes too many words and I can't make it through all my blogs. I do try to read them though

doggybloggy - Welcome. EVERYTHING works out that way...especially charts.

Serena Joy said...

I'm having a hard time typing because what Queen Goob said made me laugh and snort. LOL! Visuals always do it for me. Forget instructions; give me pictues. And now that you've shown me the way, I'll never confuse the water jar with the pee jar again.:-)

justacoolcat said...

I'm convinced that error report sends nude pics of us to Microsoft which they caption and pass around in internal emails.

cathouse teri said...

Can't wait to read it!

Yeah, I hate repeating myself, so I just say blah blah blah instead.

Wait, that's repetitive.

There's no hope for me!

VE said...

sj - Yes, fortunately it's not too difficult differentiating the water and pee jars. I don't know why though, but some things are just too visual for me though. Like sometimes the instructions for building a piece of furniture where they use NO text; those can be confusing.

justacoolcat - There's a simple solution for that...JUST STOP COMPUTING IN THE NUDE! I know, it's hard to stop once you've tried it...

Teri - I've got it written!! I'm ready...

Dee said...

I enjoyed that THANKS for the Tickle!

VE said...

dee - You're welcome!

Kelley said...

yeah, well I tried to read the post. Like 3 times. But graphs and shit remind me of work and my body automatically shuts down and sleeps.

I'm sure it was fabulous though.

Maureen said...

Hahahahaha!!!! Love those! Especially the last one... I swear my mom really thinks someone is going to call her to help with that error message every time she sends it in....

The Stinker said...

I'm going to start clicking the "Send" button instead of "Don't Send" and everyone else should too!

VE said...

kelley - Didn't read it? Well...hopefully your glass is the right one...

mareen - Yeah...and the checks in the mail too. Ha ha ha ha

stinker - As long as it doesn't slow me down; it'll be fun!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I saw all the math involved with reading this post; hyperventilated, and then passed out.

I'm sure it was clever if only I could understand what all the symbolism and stuff meant and what kind of angles you were working here.

Yes, my name is Arizona said...

That's why I'm a Mac user.... I absolutely hate when I have to use a PC. They always crash.

VE said...

elastic - Don't worry about the angles...and here's your glass of pee...

arizona - Mac user? Well...do what you want with Ronald McDonald but it's too much information for me ;)