It’s product time at the old VE place. Time to make some more money with useless stuff that people simply cannot resist buying. This time, I’ve come up with an irresistible product: Tow ball covers with stupid celebrity heads.
That’s right, we’ve got hundreds of useless figure heads to adorn either your tow ball or the tow ball of complete strangers. What a fun practical joke it will be putting a Darwin tow ball head on all the church pickups and SUVs!
Don’t forget politics. The McCain and Obama tow ball heads are going fast. And remember, for real practical jokes you can stick the Ralph Nader figure head on ANY car and irritate them.
But you don’t have to stop at political or religious controversy. Go ahead and choose from our scariest tow ball line. We’ve got the “stooopid celebratramp” line as well. There is no end to the irrationality and waste!
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Tow Cover Heads
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Surely there's a Toe one?
marie - Of course...we're just having a little trouble with the nail part. It seems to be ingrown...
I want a Chewbacca.
The problem with the Darwin tow ball cover is that no one will know who he is and be able to appreciate it. I sport a Darwin fish, but would be hard pressed to pick Darwin out of a line-up.
Good Lord, I've been living in a vacuum. I didn't even know there were such things as tow ball cover heads. Makes me kind of glad I'm not towing anything. Those things are scary looking!:)
I'd put Oprah on your car.
That's one way to get a head.
kurt - Be sure to buy the optional lock...people keep swiping these from tow balls.
alice - But we've taken the opportunity to tattoo his name right on his forhead!
sj - Don't worry, they're just a figment of my imagination!
jeff - That's the kind of sick, twisted thinking I love! Ha ha. You is crazy!
red mojo - I could make a snarky guy comment off your comment...but I won't! ;)
Well I like the tow ball covers way more then those hanging ball thingy's some dudes hang off the back bumper... called "truck nutz".. God I don't even like typing that.
hugs!
leelee - Yeah, those are just weird; even for me!
HAHAHAHAHA! You're a strange man living in a paper head.
:-)
chris - Ha! I've been called worse. Wait for Monday's post...It'll blow you away! I've cooked up something special
Plus for all those 'Home Improvement' fans, they can just say the Jesus one is Richard Karn.
I'm all ready to put in my order - but you neglected to give a price.
I'd like my head cover to be Gumby
LOL! I heard of having a plastic Jesus on the dashboard but Jesus on the tow bar so much more classy!
alex - Ha! Good one. That would be true...
beth - Maybe I'll be like Radiohead and let everyone name their own price. They did that with their last CD and guess what? A lot of people got it for free....duh!
nyd - Ah gumby. Excellent choice. I've got gumby and pokey at my desk at work. I never go to work but I'm sure they're doing fine. Pokey is going to be quite put out for only picking gumby though...
quickroute - And all Jesus worshipers and classy! Yeah, that's the word that comes to mind.
and wow, just think if you combine those tow heads with trucknutz!
(dangit it see leelee beat me to the punch there...oh well, gmta)
HUGS lime!!
oh I freakin love Gumby! The way he goes zippin around on one leg...so cool!
I would send pictures of the people I work with. The have big heads so it'd be perfect!
The Jesus one just kind of looks like an unwashed hippie...
lime - Well, you can combine with the male heads. The females...that would just be weird.
leelee - Gumby lives on!!
bee - Ha ha. Yes, that's a good sales niche...the work space.
mj - I don't think they bathed a lot back then...
you're getting married on a tuesday?
that's different.
happy birthday.
please stay in the raft, i'd miss your posts.
Great idea. The other day I saw a truck with a pair of those tan work boots hanging like the bull balls thing.
Joe Dirt and the boots would just scream red neck!!!!
anne - Yeah, because it's my birthday (no, I really didn't pick the date) and it's very small and informal. Plus Wimply always said "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a wedding today"...or something like that
bonnie - Personally...anything on a tow ball = redneck...
Where is the Oompa Loompa one>
If you promise not to make fun, I'll tell you I had a hitch cover specially made for my truck. No really, I live in the South and REALLY had one specially made.
VE? You okay? Do you need me to help you up off the floor?
queen goob - Ha ha. Sorry, passed out there for a second. You were saying something about a cover. Cover band? Cover girl? Cover up? Oh...that's right, a tow cover (VE passes out again laughing...)
colby - Ha ha. Oompa Loompa would be a popular one, wouldn't it?
How do i order 1? Seriously. Id love a tng klingon head
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