VE's Hollyweird Squares

Well, tomorrow is an above average day:


- It's my birthday


- I'm getting married


- I'll be gone from blogging until Friday night as we head off whitewater rafting


No, I'm not kidding! And to honor all of, I'm going to give you one of my wackiest, most original posts ever. It's got politics, it's got celebratramps, it's got fantastical nonsense. It's got it all! Let's see if while I am gone I can top my all time high comment total of 62 for the Albums You Should Avoid for the rest of your Life - Part 2. So spread the word to leave a comment!


Here's your all original VE humor post. It's gonna have to satisfy you for the week:


This is what would happen should VE go into the entertainment industry:


We take you partway into the show...
Obama: I’ll take Michael Vick.

Host: Michael, True or False: They just banned eating dog in Bejing, China because of the Summer Olympics?

Obama: I’ll agree with Michael…we’re both brothers!

Host: It is true, X gets the square.

McCain: I’ll go with Paris. No really, I wanna go out with Paris…

Host: Paris. I’ll use small words. What year did copying DVDs first become a problem?

McCain: Ah, I don’t believe DVDs much less cameras were invented back then. Plus, Paris has the IQ of 1.769, so I’m going to disagree.

Host: You’re correct. O gets the square.

Obama: I’ll go with Patrick.

Host: Patrick. What can you never eat for breakfast?

Obama: I recently supported lunch and only last week flipped my support of dinner, but I’m going to say that is correct.

Host: Yes, it is correct. X gets the square.

McCain: I’ll go with OJ for the block.

Host: OJ, gloves were invented in 1834. But is it a law for dentists to wear gloves?

McCain: Why I didn’t spend 2 years in a Vietnam rat hole so I could trust some murderer to tell the truth. I’ll disagree with him no matter what his answer was (cause to tell the truth, I was eyeing Paris and not listening)

Host: Well you are in luck then because OJ is not correct. It is against the law. O gets the square.

Obama: I’ll take Mr. T to block

Host: Mr. T, which of the following rappers is still alive: Tone Loc, Tupac, Jam Master Jay or Easy E?

Obama: While I don’t have any experience with rap music, I still have an opinion and can make positive change in this area. I’ll say Mr. T is correct, ‘cause he’s a brother too.

Host: No, I’m sorry, it was Tone Loc. O gets the square and John McCain is our winner.

Obama: What? See, this is what is wrong with America when a brother would like to a fellow brother. It’s time for a change…

Host: Quick, somebody call a doctor, John McCain has collapsed. I think it was the excitement of winning something. Perhaps his heart.

Obama: I think it was melanoma. Look at how that abnormally shaped mole is spreading. It looks like the one Gorbachev had.

Host: That wasn’t a mole…

Obama: Too bad, at least then he could have got sympathy votes like McCain has.

Host: Well folks, this concludes another Hollyweird Sqaures. Thanks for watching. Hey Limbaugh…get over here. See if you have any medication for this…

The cameras fade just as Tinky Winky and Amy are doing lines of crack in her square…