Tuesday, July 01, 2008

World's Ugliest Dog Competition

This just in… In a surprise development at the Annual World’s Ugliest Dog Competition and in the first time ever a non-canine has claimed the coveted award.

That’s right, Amy Winehouse came from behind over a venerable who’s who of ugly dogs. “I think what really threw her over the top was her addiction to multiple substances none of which are good for you and most of which are illegal. None of the other entrants could top that,” commented one of the judges we interviewed.

“Sure, one of the dogs has cancer but Amy has the early warning signs of Emphysema so nobody topped her in that category either.”

It’s reported that Ms. Winehouse will take the winnings to further her addictions and probably even go out on a bender until her husband beats the crap out of her again; which should set her up nicely for a back-to-back win next year.

40 comments:

Bee said...

Those are some scary pictures! They almost startled me into spilling my precious liquid energy!

If I were her, I'd look at these pictures and scare myself sober!

cathouse teri said...

Okay, now I gotta puke.

Mrs. R said...

Hahahahahahahaha

VE said...

bee - You have liquid energy? That cannot be gas because gas isn't a liquid. Hmmm...what could it be...

teri - Sometimes it is a shock to come over here. Gotta keep ya'll on your toes.

VE said...

mrs. r - Did you notice the resemblence in the photos? She fits right in!

NYD said...

Nasty, nasty, nasty!

They sold that wine(house)well before it's time!


Man, I totally dig Jeff Goldblob. Why did ya have to pan him?

Have you ever seen "Into the night"? Awesome flick. One of my favorites!!!!!

angie said...

Poor Amy. I can't believe someone besides myself actually caught that ugliest dog competition a few days ago. I never watch TV but couldn't walk away from ugly dogs. Apparently there is something unhealthily attrative about freak shows?

leelee said...

oH
My
Gawd!

what a mess...you've been perusing the TMZ photo gallery haven't you VE?

LOL NYD! "They sold that wine(house)well before it's time!"

VE said...

nyd - Sorry about the Jeff pan dude. It was Kurt's suggestion and I'm afraid my humor just goes to the dark side when pressed to do a subject. I thought his was the hardest to do so far...

angie - Actually I don't watch TV but knew about it none-the-less. I'm sure had I actually had it on I would have been sucked in too though. I'm a sucker for stuff if given the opportunity.

leelee - What's the TMZ photo gallery? I don't know what clicked but Amy's photo just reminded me of the ugly dogs... Oh, and yeah NYD's comment on the wine...I don't think that wine will make it to its time.

leelee said...

http://www.tmz.com/

yikes! Everything you NEVER wanted to see or know about celebrities...would make good fodder for YOU!

HUGS!

The Offended Blogger said...

Oh my gosh, I have a friend who has one of those Chinese fugly dogs. It was so damn ugly I refused to look at it, let alone pet it!

She freaking loved that thing and would even let it give her kisses.

*shudders*

VE said...

leelee - Oh...thanks. I'll check it out. I tend to just get my fodder off of all the Yahoo news groups on my home page. The rest I just think up.

VE said...

offended - Kisses? Yikes. That would be like kissing Amy Winehouse. EWWWWWW. ha ha

Michelle Ann said...

This post...explains it ALL!!!

Alice said...

The dogs...Amy...how can one decide?

VE said...

michelle ann - Pretty much sums up the entertainment industry...

alice - It's a tough call. Her life seems to be lived in dog years...

MJ said...

You never fail to amuse VE.

Kurt said...

Poor Amy. She seems really sweet.

Megan said...

I don't like these pictures. But it's still a funny post.

Serena Joy said...

I'm sorry, but allowing Ms. Winehouse in the competition is just disrespectful to dogs. I don't think the Miss Warthog pageant would let her in, either.:)

Mr Farty said...

Hey, that's no way to talk about the future Mrs Farty!

(I ♥ Amy, sigh)

VE said...

mj - I am here for your amusement!

kurt - Only when she's begging for more crack...

megan - Sometimes the pictures will shock or anger or nausiate; it's just all part of the fun

sj - Wow, there's a Miss Warthog paegent? Did somebody say bacon?

mr. farty - That's it...set expectations to their lowest...they're easier to achieve.

Jacki said...

Oh those dogs are gross looking. They aren't even of the "oh they are so ugly they are cute" variety. They are just damn ugly.

And Amy Winehouse....such a tragedy and waste of talent.

RED MOJO said...

Wow, that is terrible. Holy Crap, she looks like shit.

Memarie Lane said...

I love Amy too, it's really a shame what she's done to herself.

Quickroute said...

hey with beer gogles on she don't look half bad (as long as you squint!)

VE said...

jacki - Oh, come on now...don't you want to pull their tongues?

red mojo - But if you dim the lights...

marie - She's her own worst enemy

quickroute - That must be some thick beer glasses!

Alex L said...

I dont know what scares me more, Amy Winehouse, those dogs, big Jeff Goldbloom, or naked Jeff Goldbloom...

Jeffrey Ellis said...

Nice one. I always thought Amy looked like a man in drag, myself.

Nessa said...

When I first clicked here and saw what you did, I laughed so hard I couldn't finish reading.

VE said...

alex - Could be worse, Jeff could be married to Amy and they could both be naked and out walking these dogs!

jeffrey - And not even a good job of it either!

nessa - Perfect! People usually can't finish reading my stuff...

Mrs. R said...

VE: How could you not notice, that's why I'm still laughing at that post 24 hours later.

That one needs to go in the blogging hall of fame or something. Genius.

VE said...

mrs. r - That's what the girlfriend thought too. I have a personal "best of" on my blog off on the right hand side (it's probably waaay down there), perhaps I can add it to that. I usually let my readers decide what to put in that.

Lori said...

She is one SCARY chick!!

Kanrei said...

I saw the Winehouse picture and could not stop vomitting so I did not read this post. Sorry.

VE said...

lori - Just hang that in front of your kids if you want to scare them away from drugs

kan - Yes, sometimes my posts tend to be a bit "in your face" shocking

iamnot said...

BTW, what the hell does she do for a living?

VE said...

iamnot - She's a singer. She's had a couple of hits in the past few years. She's actually got a decent voice too.

Yes, my name is Arizona said...

Yuk. The dogs are cute, though!

VE said...

arizona - I know, I hated to diminish their appearance by adding Amy to the post...