Friday, September 12, 2008

Politically Incorrect State Postcards

You know…we’re about done with the whole commemorative state quarter thing. I think it’s time we start coming up with the next big thing. I think we should do a whole line of state postcards. Politically incorrect state postcards.

I’ll start with my state of Oregon and donate the first couple…


Oh, what the hell...I'll even give you one for my neighboring state Washington...

Your turn...what's your state one look like?

38 comments:

Kurt said...

New York - Whattaya lookin at!?

Megan said...

California - Dude!!!

VE said...

kurt - Yep...that's NY...

megan - The only thing I can picture with that is "the Dude" from Big Lebowski but he's too funny and cool for a Politically Incorrect postcard. You need something like 'California - Birthplace of Traffic Jams' or something ashaming like that...

Maureen said...

Here's one for our Province:

Manitoba - Where blizzards and mosquitos create a hermit's paradise all year round!

Kanrei said...

Come to Florida...yes, the one shaped like a wang.

Welcome to Florida- now almost 93% English Free

Welcome to Florida...DUCK!

Florida- Ruining Democracy one election at a time

iamnot said...

My home state:
Louisana. At least we can still make fun of Arkansas.

My current state:
Arizona. Mexicans are dying to cross our deserts!

MJ said...

Georgia - At least we're not Alabama.

Dee said...

you stole my washington one!

lemme think......Washington- Land of the Liberal Loonies!

iamnot said...

How about...?

California. Eventually we'll slide in to the ocean and the world will become far less silly.

iamnot said...

dee,
You're being redundant.
Liberal or loonies...you needed repeat yourself.

leelee said...


Florida PostCard

Dee said...

ooooohh got another one.


Washington- come ride a fairy! LOLOL

Dee said...

iamnot- sorry I like to drive home a point.

cathouse teri said...

Utah - A four-letter word!

VE said...

maureen - Ha! I can visualize that one already...

kan - Man...you are on a roll today. Hillarious ones!

iamnot - Ha! So true. I knew you'd have some good ones for me!

mj - Good one. Always good to blame the bordering states!

dee - Sorry about that...it was ripe for the plucking...

leelee - Bwahaha...I love it. Wish I'd thought of that one.

dee - Now you're into some political incorrectness!!!

teri - It is indeed. Guess we could make a generic template and then use this for Ohio and Iowa too

Megan said...

Man, these are great.

padraig said...

California
You Can't Afford To Live Here

Montana
Die, City Mice! Die!

Illinois
Okay, We Admit It: Chicago's All We Got

Florida
We Ain't A-Feared Of No Global Warming

Hawaii
The All-English, No-Passport Exotic Vacation Land!

Canada
WE AREN'T AMERICAN, EH?!

Alaska
Montana Is For Wussies

Texas
We're The BIGGEST, Alaska Ain't No State! So There!

lime said...

poconos, PA-cheesy honeymoon capital of the east coast

carlae said...

I have been mulling this one for a long time and actually have a poster made.

WASHINGTON-The R is silent!

Serena Joy said...

I'm not sure what Virginia's would say, but yours are great.:-)

Quickroute said...

Buenos Fu(kin' Aires - fast becoming the 51st state

Annie Ha said...

California -
Don't worry, our doctors can make you pretty enough to live here.

Alex L said...

Victoria- Got any water?

VE said...

megan - I knew there would be a lot of great ones from my readers. I wasn't disappointed!

padraig - Ha! I was thinking about that California one too but for a post in a different way. I love the Hawaii one...perfect.

lime - Hey, I've been there! Too funny...it was cheesy.

carlae - Bwahahaha. Perfect!

sj - Thanks.

quickroute - Well you'll have to make that 52; Canada is still int he queue for 51.

anne ha - Whew! I was worried about that ;)

alex - Brilliant. Way to make this international (as it should have been all along)

Chris Wood said...

I'm from England, and it looks like a gigantic top hat.

Practically Joe said...

Taxachusetts ... just an hours drive to tax free New Hampshire.

Rhode Island ... We shrink even smaller when it's cold.

cathouse teri said...

Canada isn't the attic of the US?

Yes, we could use a template for the other four-letter-word states, but Utah REALLY IS a four-letter-word! In the worst sense possible!

I got this from a poem, written by an airman who was stationed at Hill Air Force Base. It's from the last two lines of the poem:

Utah, oh Utah, you four-letter-word,
From far away Denver, I'll flip you the bird!

(Of course, I've never lived in those other states, so perhaps the same applies there.)

Kelley said...

What about Australia?

Home of awesomeness.

America: What? There are other countries? Since when?

Not politically incorrect but pretty freaking accurate.

EmmaK said...

Maryland - Where we shit out crabcakes bigger than Bush's brain

RED MOJO said...

Massachusetts, where even rabbit marbles are bigger than Bush's brain.

yellojkt said...

Maryland is for crabs.

And they mean it.

ChrisEldin said...

Hey! I was going to do Maryland!

But you're right. Crabs is all we got.

Bunny Hugger said...

Nevada: We use casino profits to fund our skools. Really!

Nevada: who says nipple tassles are only for strippers?

Nevada: we stole our statehood. Yeah we did. Look it up.

VE said...

chris - Long as you don't pull a bunny rabbit out of it!

joe - Ha ha. I like the Rhode Island one...excellent!

kelley - What, you're in another country? There are other countries besides America? Wow...

emmak - Is that where crab cakes come from? I would think they'd cost less...

red mojo - Yes, Bush is pretty much the lowest the bar is going to go...

yellojkt - Apparently crabs are a big deal in Maryland. I try to avoid crabs...sounds painful

chris - Well who was Mary then and why was it her land? Did she sell out?

bunny hugger - You promised you wouldn't say anything about the nipple tassles! ha ha. Nevada - What happens in Nevada SHOULD stay in Nevada!

Anne said...

Maryland: Got Crabs?

VE said...

anne - Wow, everyone was consistant about Maryland and crabs... interesting.

Evil Genius said...

Indiana - Shaped like a boot so we can kick some Michigan ass.

VE said...

evil genius - Must be lots of bootie there then!