Friday, October 17, 2008

Celebrity Halloween Masks

That’s right Halloween is coming up. Holidays are great opportunities for swindling people out of their hard earned money. Far be it from me to not take advantage of that with an idea.

This year, why not really scare the neighborhood with VE’s lifelike celebrity Halloween masks. They’re scary. They’re famous. (warning: stalkings, assassination attempts, and hate mail are not the responsibility of VE incorporated)






43 comments:

Mona said...

With George Bush in it, the picture is complete! :D

I was expecting him to be there as I scrolled down!

VE said...

mona - Yeah...not too much scarier

Sharon said...

The Phil Spector one is my fave.

Roy Scribner said...

Crap, thanks for reminding me that I'm just a few weeks away from having to spend all damn night handing out candy to mostly teens and adults. What a bunch of losers.

padraig said...

I agree with Sharon.

Anybody who would show up to a court date looking like Spector did is scarier than he (or she) appears.

lime said...

what? no michael jackson mask? you're slipping, ve. or were you just trying to avoid the obvious?

VE said...

sharon - Yeah, you can't go wrong with 12 mile hair...

roy - Of course it's good practice because the whole country will be looking for a handout soon

padraig - Yeah, I would have loved to see the expressions when he walked in with that!

lime - No not slipping...I felt his face was too mask like already... I considered him though.

justacoolcat said...

I think I would wear that Nick Nolte mask almost every day.

It's kind of hot.

VE said...

justacoolcat - Saves time on daily hair maintenance too...

Megan said...

The eyeholes are almost more traumatizing than the masks. Windows of the soul, indeed!

VE said...

megan - They do look creepy like that don't they. Perhaps I should sell them with really dark sunglass material so you can even see the wearers eyes either.

kathcom said...

Dubya looks like he's trying to take a dump.And Phil Spector looks even scarier with no eyes. But I guess that makes sense so never mind.

I had to find a spot to write to tell you the blight you have visited upon my poor brain. After reading your AIG piece, I have Hot Blooded running on an endless loop in my head! (Since you wrote about growing up in the 70's, I know you'll remember what a loop actually is.)

VE said...

Sorry about the endless loop! It's running in my brain too unfortunately...

Jeff said...

Either Amy Winehouse needs a shave or you didn't put your heart and soul into her Photoshop experience. Somehow though it's still oddly appropriate.

eve cleveland said...

ve,
Hey, Hon...sorry I'm late! Traffic was a bitch and Won Ton double booked me all day. Anyhoo, I'm gonna be Amy Winehouse because I am drunk all the time too.
Listen, I am giving you an award!!! How fun. Come see me to pick it and me up ;)
Eve

Serena said...

Holy moly! It would be really hard to judge which one of those is the scariest. Seeing any one of them at my door would be enough to make me give up Halloween.:)

VE said...

jeff - I asked her to shave but she said "No no no"

eve - An award? For me? I hope it has candy and ponies and rainbows

serena - Imagine if they all came to the door at once!

colbymarshall said...

I want an Ozzie Osbourne mask!

Quickroute said...

and a VE mask - where do I buy that?

QuirkyLoon said...

Where are the Paris Hilton and Britney masks?

I want a bald Britney mask.

TIA

eve cleveland said...

ve..
K, got u all ready over at my trailer. As for the password...we can git dat fixed real quick if you want us to.
Eve

Alex L said...

Does the winehouse mask come with props or accessories, you know for added realism?

Bee said...

I can't decide which one is more disturbing. Probably Rosie's... no Nick's.

They're ll scary, VE!

Monserrat said...

Halloween is nearby, and I am waiting for it... Well, celebrity Halloween masks are very popular in these days.

Matt-Man said...

Ha. Love the Spector Mask. Does a gun come with it? Cheers and Boo, VE!!

Kurt said...

There you go picking on that lovely young Ms. Winehouse again.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I saw a "Broc Obama" Halloween idea with him looking like a mini broccoli version of the Jolly Green Giant. I was amused.

Carla said...

Great choices. Now i'm just trying to decide which one I want.

Anette said...

It will be the scaryest halloween in history in Oregon, if those faces are let lose on the streets!

ReformingGeek said...

Hum....I think I'd have to go for Mel and all that hair.

ChrisEldin said...

This is wrong.
OMG!

I like the Rosie one. Will allow me to curse? I'm in.
:-)

leelee said...

these folks are scary...and with no eyes....

really scary!



HUGS!

leelee said...

maybe THE HILLS have the eyes!

VE said...

colby - Ozzie...good call. You could ride around the neighborhood in a Crazy Train!

quickroute - Waaay too scary to put out there for the public!

quirkyloon - If you wore those, you'd just get lost in the neighborhood!

eve - All right, I'll go lookin' to see whats cookin'

alex - Sure does, as long as you can squeeze into the 90lb body suit...

bee - And that's why I'll make millions scarring kids for life!

monserrat - Hey, that stuff is for sale!

matt-man - Yes, but you have to be older than 5 to get the real one. God Bless America!

kurt - I knew you were going to call me out on that. I'm innocent. My PR Agent made me do that one...

elastic - Ha ha. That would be good. I think you'd give up trick or treating with it changing positions all the time though

carla - Go with Rosie - You can swear all you want in it!

anette - It's always scary here!

reforminggeek - Good choice. Comes with California cops and handcuffs too! Feel free to curse as well

chris - Absolutely. It's required!

leelee - Good point. The Hills do have eyes. And they're pretty damn hard to ride up on my bike too

Merrill Guice said...

You forgot the

Obama mask for wearing in Republican neighborhoods.

Zach Efron mask for picking up pre-teens

Keith Richards mask (with optional tatoos). Look into your candy bucket and snarl, "candy? I wanted cigarettes!)

Orange jump suit with your choice of an OJ or Paris mask

VE said...

merrill guice - The only problem with Republican neighborhoods is that they don't give out candy! The Keith Richards mask would be cool though. The orange jump suit would work with the Phil Spector mask pretty well. Good choices!

RED MOJO said...

Love your masks.

writtenwyrdd said...

These are great. I thought I left a comment the other day, but blogger apparently ate it.

Thanks for dropping by the blawg, too!

VE said...

red mojo - Thanks. Good to see you here. I was sad seeing you slippin' down the blog roll...

writtenwyrdd - You did! I'm sometimes slow about updating my blog roll but I did so today. You are on there!

Uncivil said...

Know where I can get any "Obama poop bags" for my dogs? That would be a great place to put his face!

VE said...

uncivil - I could get you those bags but I don't know if they'll support that poop. The bags keep changing their support you know.

Dee said...

Nick Nolte mask is SCARY!

VE said...

dee - Oh yes it is!