Friday, October 03, 2008

Photo Phun

The photos just keep building up. Let’s go ahead and post a few, shall we (with the usual VE comments to add to your naseua)?

Yeah…but you sure don’t know how to park them!

It’s an actual 3D maze. You put a marble in and then manipulate it around to get it out the other end. I like to throw people’s valuables into it just for added incentive…

Not too much is told about the great watermelon drive of 1889 back when watermelons were still real and bigger than your SUV. Even the seeds of these babies were used as baseballs on the open plains when fun sporting activites were hard to come by.

Drag races are no place to be farting!

This is why you shouldn’t have tattoos when you are young…

Proof that there is always somebody cleverer than your local government regulatory officials…

More proof that the Borg are living with us right now and assimilating us one idiot at a time…

25 comments:

GC (God's Child) said...

I think I work with a borg who keeps opening the windows and making it extra cold in here now that it's fall
I think she can't work when she overheats

Kurt said...

What's "orai sex?" I think that one is photoshopped.

lime said...

ya know the way that truck is parked it looks kinda phallic so maybe when they say they "fix" trucks they mean neuter them. the tattooed granny is just creepin me out. and the license plate...too freakin funny. i love it.

Joe said...

Mexican food ... not a good idea before that big race.

ChrisEldin said...

I was going to ask the same thing as Kurt.
:-)

You depressed me with the photo of the tatoo lady. *looking at my own body with new phobias*

:-)

Roy Scribner said...

If the Borg are really assimilating us, what does that say about them?

VE said...

gc - Then hide a heater under her desk and put it on full blast. Maybe she'll shut down!

kurt - In educated circles the lower case version of the 12th letter of the English language can be interpreted as a straight line and by extending upper and lower case flexibility when requesting and reading license plates one is able to be somewhat creative toward making a statement when viewed through a mirror. Those in the educated circles that have a little creativity are able to extend that creativity and bridge the gap into seeing "Oral" and not "Orai"... ;) I'd go out and prove you can get that license plate but alas they only allow six letters on a plate in my state...

lime - Ha! A phallic symbol. I guess you could look it that way now that I'm going back. I don't think I want to know how you neuter a truck though...

joe - Boy, that's for sure. I wonder if you eat a heavy steak dinner...do you just sit there at the starting line like a dead weight?

chris - Don't worry; when we're all that age we won't care anyway.

roy - Bad taste?

Jacki said...

Granny pic: Gross. Gonna give me nightmares.

Dare me to get that license plate?

Evil Genius said...

Good lord, that last pic with the "heads/faces" is downright scary! Who the f*ck is using them, and for what?????

VE said...

jacki - I dare you! I dare you!

evil genius - By the time you find out...it may be too late!!!!

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

I could totally eat that entire watermelon and I agree that the old lady is a very good incentive for not getting tattoos. How would you like it if she were your grandma and it was your wedding day? She would probably frighten the in-laws. The oral sex plate is hilarious.

Alex L said...

How did you get a picture of my nana

Megan said...

All I have been able to hear since I first viewed this post is Kermit singing "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady."

Not that that's a bad thing...

Annie Ha said...

oh lydia oh lydia say have you met lydia?

bitchlet said...

Watermelon is my favourite fruit.

Quickroute said...

Seven of Nine - my fav numbers!

Sunshine said...

the license plate rocks... wonder what people would say if I pulled up in front of the catholic school that I teach in???? intersting.....
:)

VE said...

arizona - I'd use her at the reception. Live...from the circus...

alex - The government gives me money to sneak over and spy on you

megan - No, but people are gonna know you aren't 29!

annie ha - Somebody has been watching a lot of muppets

bitchlett - Then you'd be in Nirvana on the great watermelon drive!

quickroute - And for good reason!!

sunshine - Ha ha. They'd probably hire one of those exercist guys...

Anette said...

I'm impressed with the truck! And keep Freud out of it please!

Carla said...

Clever!!! That tatooed lady looks like someone threw a can of paint on her. To each their own, I guess.

VE said...

anette - I don't think Freud could drive a semi...

carla - Wild color paint at that. And many colors...

Jeff said...

I just bought that exact set of Borg masks on eBay. You never know when you'll need something like that.

yellojkt said...

Tattoo Lady is giving me nightmares too. Thank goodness my granny never got any ink.

Matt-Man said...

Ha. For some reason the phrase, "The Great Watermelon Drive of 1889", made me laugh out loud. Ha. I have no idea why. Cheers VE!!

VE said...

jeff - That's a good investment! I had mine superglued to my face so it wouldn't fall off...

yellowjkt - Yeah, I gotta keep you on the edge every so often!

matt-man - Thanks for noticing that. I still chuckle reading it. Sometimes it is stupid little things I write that I find funniest.