Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wii Erotica Coming Soon

It’s gonna happen…

You know it’s inevitable…

First there was Wii Sports. You could simulate bowling, golf, tennis and even boxing with special devices geared around specific movement.

Then there was Wii Fit. You could stretch, run, play balancing games.

And next…coming soon to a sleazy adult shop near you…

Wii Erotica!!!!

That’s right, use our special devices designed to pick up all your erotic movements on screen for detailed evaluation. Just place the sensors in specific anatomical locations for best game results.


Ladies, you'll be able to use our newly redesigned controller. (should device stay on for periods longer than 6 hours seek your doctor...). Guys, don't worry, our "Rack" controller is included as well and we think you'll find the way you hold the controller and the control placement very life like.

Try for the best score!!!

There is no end to the fun you’ll have with this new Wii product.

Also try the Wii Inbreeding version (available only in remote areas of Arkansas)…fun for the whole family!

38 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

I will sooo kick my husband's ass on Wii Erotica - just like I did on boxing. I hope he likes this game better!!

VE said...

incredible woody - Ha ha. This will get them in shape...or kill 'em. Either way is a bonus...

padraig said...

There's probably plenty of people out there who would enjoy getting their ass kicked in Wii Erotica.

Come to think of it, there's probably already an alternative community somewhere on the net of Wii BDSMers... you can find anything on the Internet.

VE said...

padraig - Its true...you can find almost anything on the Internet. It's sometimes hard to be uniquely creative here with something that hasn't been done before because of that. Such is life.

Maureen said...

OMG... I love Wii but not THAT much!

Gahh!!!

QuirkyLoon said...

I heard that Wii Pole Dancing was skyrocketing in sales.

Thanks for keeping us apprised of the newest and greatest technologies.

LOL

Kurt said...

I've never owned any of the popular game consoles - I waste too much time already.

HeyJoe said...

Holy crap, what a great idea. I may never leave the house again.

VE said...

maureen - Wait until I introduce Wii Presidency here in the states!!!

quirkyloon - Ha! I know, I always carry a spare portable pole just in case super models I stalk should feel the urge...

kurt - Fortunately time is there for the wasting and you get to choose how to waste it!

heyjoe - You really should never leave the house anyway. You'll want to get maximum usage out of it for as much as your paying to live in it. This will just make it that much funner!!

Megan said...

Jeez, I really need to bone up on all this new technology...

Quickroute said...

brings a whole new meaning to joy stick!

EmmaK said...

Yay! at last, a sport I can excel at even though I have two left feet. I will love to go head to head with the Wii Erotica system to see who comes first!

VE said...

megan - Ha! Yes you should...it plays "Good Vibrations" as the soundtrack

quickroute - Ha! It does at that...good one!

emmak - Now how did I know you'd be around to comment on this one?? ha ha. Yes, I just know you'd be a grandmaster scorer here! Keep working on that head to head practice! ;)

leelee said...

I'm with Kurt...but now I may reconsider..

batteries NOT included though...right?


HUGS!!

Jacki said...

It is scary how our blogs were that similar today. Scary.

Evil Genius said...

Can the controller device be purchased seperately? Cause it looks like it's pretty much all I'd need.

VE said...

leelee - No, batteries are NEVER included...we have them but we keep them and then force our customers to pay for that...sort of like the government.

jacki - I know...I just went 'Oh my' when I visited. ha ha

evil genius - Yeah, we thought of that trick which is why we made it only available inside the really expensive overall bundle because we knew everyone would just be buying the controllers...

Jeff said...

Sure, I'm not able to stop by for 3 days and when I return your blog has gone straight to the gutter. A very funny gutter no doubt but a gutter all the same. Nice work VE!

Roy Scribner said...

Will this cramp my fingers like Rock Band?

Bee said...

Where. Um, where can I sign up for this again??
Shhh don't tell anybody!

Alan Smithee said...

Video game rentals are catching up with DVD rentals in many parts of the world.

VE said...

jeff - Didn't you realize...I LIVE in the gutter. Somebody's got to keep it unclogged...

roy - No, but you might turn blue or red with prolonged use...

bee - We provide masks at the door for anonymity...

alan smithee - DVD brick and mortar companies are going out of business. I've seen three blockbusters close down.

Dee said...

OH MY GOSH! LOL

Serena said...

Well, you'll never pry their cramped little fingers off the controllers now. Hurricanes and typhoons and global warming won't matter because nobody will be outside anyway.:)

ReformingGeek said...

OMG and I thought the wii Yoga was a hoot. This sounds much more relaxing ;-)

VE said...

dee - YGTR (you got that right)

serena - Just trying to make rainy time go easier!!

reforminggeek - Yeah...think of all the special controls you'll have to put yourself through to gain the advanced levels!!!

Annie Ha said...

Hysterical. I seriously don't know how you come up with this stuff on a daily basis.

eve cleveland said...

VE..
It's nice to read you thinkin' out the box...I know what Mama wants fer Xmas. Thanks fer the tip.;)
Eve

Alex L said...

I'm just wondering how the offical mario sex game is going to tie into this...

VE said...

annie ha - Me neither...

eve - Oh, I've been out of the box for a LONG time! ha ha

alex - I saw that when I did a little research to see if somebody had stolen my wii idea before I created it. Weird.

MJ said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

You're probably not far off with this prediction!

VE said...

mj - No; it will happen...

yellojkt said...

My Wiimote already came with a clear plastic condom. Remember to practice safe gaming.

Uncivil said...

I can hear my girlfriend now..."oh baby.....you hit my Wii spot"!!!!

ChrisEldin said...

I'm back from trick or treating with my kids, which means I'm drunk. But I want to know where to buy this...
heheheh!
Too funny!

lime said...

i know what i'm asking santa for!

VE said...

yellojkt - Good point! I neglected the safety aspect, didn't I?

uncivil - You get bonus points for doing that you know!

chris - You've been drinking with your kids on Halloween? Those kids are trickier than I thought.

lime - And if you sit on his lap you can get a trial run...

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