Ok, get over the title and focus please…it’s not going where you think it is…
I think we should just start a whole new cable channel. Let’s call it the Unsung Artists channel. I already featured talented people abusing fruits and vegetables and eggs. Why not host another episode where we can feature them abusing themselves in the name of art. With my irritating comments to go with, of course!
I think we should just start a whole new cable channel. Let’s call it the Unsung Artists channel. I already featured talented people abusing fruits and vegetables and eggs. Why not host another episode where we can feature them abusing themselves in the name of art. With my irritating comments to go with, of course!
Cute…but that had to tickle. And I've seen people with feet that this would look more like the scene from the Exorcist...
Pretty impressive. Well, ok, they should probably have actual feet to play soccer/football but who’s nitpicking…
That one is great. It looks just like the KFC chickens…just not extra crispy yet.
Another very good sports one. Just don’t critique it for a long time. Yeah, there are no shoes...or heads...and it does look like a conflicted simease twin playing but it's still pretty impressive.
Awesome. I thought I was back in the Serengeti in Africa. Zebra meat needs a lot of ketchup though...
Interesting…but looks a little bit gross there in terms of body type….as weightlifters are I suppose…
Another impressive bird. You need the long thumbnail to do that one though…
Now that is talented. I’d probably try to feed that a cracker!But you know, VE can also be expressive using his hands...
See how expressive I can be and I only need ONE hand and no paint! I dedicate that to all the crappy drivers out there texting while you weave across three lanes...you know who you are!
See how expressive I can be and I only need ONE hand and no paint! I dedicate that to all the crappy drivers out there texting while you weave across three lanes...you know who you are!
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Look Ma, no hands!
First!
Thanks for that last picture. Emma was standing here looking at the pictures with me, describing them....then we get to the last.
Ah crap. Now I look idiotic...someone beat me to the comment before I could push submit.
Was that you flipping me off yesterday????
The hand art both facinates and scares me!
Pretty good stuff. Not as "artful" however as a site I was on the other day that featured semi-nude black and white photos of amputees lifting weights, doing backbends etc.
like the peacock one....I am sitting her wondering, okay this person who made that peacock is obviously a friendless nobody who talks to peacocks so how the fuck did he do that much detail on his right hand, plus not smudge it, wow, I am quite impressed. that doesn't override the fact that this guy /gal made his hands into peacocks
I love the zebra and the peacock. I may have to steal that last bird though as I'm repairing wall cracks and I think the walls need that gesture right now.
;-)
Wow. That is some good stuff. As they say, "The hands are the windows to the soul." Oh wait, that's the eyes...Impressive nonetheless. Cheers VE!!
Wow..talk about DIGIT-al art..those are HANDS down...the best!
HUGS!!
padraig - They say you can still hitchhike if you have no hands and no feet...you just have to be excited about where you are going.
jacki - Ha ha. That first kind of thing happens to me all the time. I'll hang out with you while you feel like an idiot. I'll even wear my "I'm with idiot" T-Shirt... Sorry about the last photo...but you should know better. My blog isn't bad, but sometimes it is...
incredible woody - I'm everywhere; sticking it to the MAN or woman or pet...whoever does me injustice or gets in my way...
sarah - Yeah, a couple of them are kinda creepy...makes you wonder what kind of creepy person they belong to!
prefers - How'd you find my day job site!
emmak - Ha ha. You know, I was sitting there wondering how on Earth they bothered to set it all up to get just the right paint, angle, etc. for the photo. I wouldn't have even had the initiative to set up much less paint.
reforminggeek - Wall cracks...like butt cracks but less hairy.
matt-man - The hands are the door handle to the soul I guess. The windows are still being debugged at Microsoft!
Wow, you never cease to amaze VE with your trivial sense of humor!
Was that you flipping me off?
He did look like an older teen VE pic that I saw. You know if I'm in a hurry and have to move over three lanes...then you'd better hope you're not in my way.
Just sayin.
and laughing!
Good gravy--I just spent years teaching my kids not to write on themselves, and they could've been ARTISTS!
Oh woeful hindsight!
I've got to, uh...hand it to you, that is some impressive art. That just goes to show you, there really is a special talent out there for everyone.
(Hopefully yours is not hand art)
Seriously, these people have way too much time on their hands.
Ha! On their HANDS! Get it??!
Okay, so that joke didn't quite work here, but I gave it a shot.
Weightlifting gloves? That's taking fitness a little far ...
leelee - How'd you sneak in there before my comments? Gotta hand it to you too...you are PUNishing me today...
quirkyloon - ha ha. Yes, that's why I have a position locator on your car so I can know where you are and stay clear at all times!
k trainor - Yeah and I suppose you told them not to pick their noses too! Think of all that alternative source of fuel they could have had by now if they would have saved all those boogers! Sheesh...
roy - Ok, I admit...it's not artistic but at least mine is direct!
giggle pixie - Yer killin' me! But you get marks for effort...
Handsome. (No, not you, VE.)
LOL! Those are great! Thanks for the laugh!
~shrug~
HUGS!!
Don't have anything clever to add here... all the hand puns have been taken. But I did want to tell you that you're American Pie song is awesome. I sat here and sang the whole damn thing!
Amazing hand jobs!:)
haha, some of those are pretty go... HAND JOB!
Love the flamingo!
But what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Wow, that really IS finger painting!
Amazing!
chris - Yeah...next they'll have cricket gloves! Ridiculous...
megan - I feel so abused... ha ha. Thanks a lot!
kirsten - Thanks. Remember, just drink lots of water after eating Zebra meat....
jeff - I'm envisioning you now singing the American Pie parody! Wait, is that a mullet on your head again? What is that outfit you're wearing? See...you've made it impossible to envision you singing without going back to your 80s gigs! ha ha
serena - They always are! ;)
alex - Ha ha..you should know!!! ;)
colby - Yes, that's pretty darn good. A lot of work to express yourself...he should have followed my expressive advice...it's more direct...
jess riley - That's a deep thought one. Hmmm....I think it's my other hand that I didn't post here spanking a super model's bare behind! ha ha
maureen - Well all except my own. That one is just finger...
Cool. But that weightlifter is a little disturbing.
These were great. I love the flamingo and the two soccer players.
carla - I told you so!
arizona - Yes, that flamingo was well done...
You lost me at "it's not what you think".
I was going to make some comment about how much time you obviously have on your hands (did you get that little word play?) to find all this stuff, but then I realized that the people in these pictures have sooooo much more time than you do that the question would be misplaced...
justacoolcat - You know...I almost couldn't write the piece because I kept getting lost there too.
Mrs. R - That's really heavy...I've run it through babel fish to help me understand and it said "wash your hands" back to me!
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