Friday, December 05, 2008

Santa Claus is Coming to Town - A Pictorial

Come on…let’s get into the Christmas time with a Christmas song. VE style of course…

You better watch out





You better not cry




Better not pout



I'm telling you why



Santa Claus is coming to town


He's making a list


And checking it twice



Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice



Santa Claus is coming to town



He sees you when you're sleeping



He knows when you're awake



He knows if you've been bad or good



So be good for goodness sake!



O! You better watch out!



You better not cry



Better not pout



I'm telling you why



Santa Claus is coming to town



Santa Claus is coming to town


35 comments:

Jacki said...

Okay, after seeing these past two posts, I am convinced you should be writing sketches for SNL. You've been in rare form these days!

Micky-T said...

That worked for me, now I want to see Rudolf!

Anndi said...

Not to be picky or anything... but the first santas, they're watching IN.

VE said...

jacki - It's a good thing I am rare, huh? You wouldn't want to many VEs running around...

Mickey-T - For you my man, I'll come up with something involving Rudolph this week. Stay tuned...

Anndi - They ARE...which is why YOU better watch out or they'll see your undies! ha ha

The Incredible Woody said...

Hey! Where did you get that picture of me and my two BFFs placing gifts under the tree??

VE said...

incredible woody - I thought that looked like you ;). Santa knows all you know!

Anette said...

This was very pedagogical! Everything seams so much clearer now! Ho ho!

VE said...

anette - How is it you can give me words, in English, and I don't even know what they are! I had to look that up! It means "foot gog", right? Dah! I should have paid more attention in English class... but that's where all the cute girls were.

Giggle Pixie said...

He really IS everywhere, isn't he? OMG, Santa is a freaking STALKER!!!

Anette said...

My dear friend Ve, it means that you were teaching me (she said pedagogically)

VE said...

giggle pixie - He knows more than the FBI! Think he sells us out to them?

anette - And now your teaching me! ha ha

Jeff said...

Looks more like he's checking it thrice!

VE said...

jeff - Well...wouldn't you?

Memarie Lane said...

I want to go caroling with VE. Sure to be an adventure.

ReformingGeek said...

No wonder kids scream when they see Santa. He's one scary dude. And that "awake" person....is that YOU?!?!

Megan said...

Thank god I don't have a chimney.

VE said...

marie - Just wear earplug should I dedice not to lip synch...

reforminggeek - No, that isn't me...but I think I've felt like that before...

megan - Yeah, that's even worse than a lump of coal!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I like your style, VE...

Serena said...

Those pictures do not motivate me to be good.:-)

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

Is that "He knows when you're awake" photo you??? Yikes. You are a scary looking creature. hehe...

monica said...

lovely.... the santa in the US is like Elvis- he is everywhere and comes in every way...

NESSA said...

Santas are as scary as clowns. I'm going to have nightmares.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Why is Santa always white?

Anndi said...

What undies?

VE said...

phrankie Bondo - Why Phank you. Mutual!

serena - And now would VE advocate being good or naughty?

arizona - Ha ha. I'm gonna have to put an editors note on that one to say "NO...THIS IS NOT VE..."

monica - Yeah, that's how we roll over here...scattered and aimless!

nessa - Now you're making him even more scary. You know how I hate clowns!

prefers her fantasy life - Other races have more sense...

anndi - Well now we know what side of the list to put you on! Woo hoo. ha ha

Cheesy said...

Perfect! I loved the couch one. I may have to work that one into the next house of cheese gathering!

VE said...

cheese - It's a lot better if it's not your house though...furniture is expensive even when it is worth the picture...

NYD said...

OK I give up. Which one was you?

yellojkt said...

R-rated Santa pictures. Very classy. And very funny.

Alex L said...

Ha. I'm only posting one 'new' thing this month and thats on christmas day. Kind of in the same vein as this.

I'd definitely check that list twice as well, just to be sure of course.

Quickroute said...

naughty & nice above has me intrigued - do you have a link perchance?

Chris Eldin said...

LOL!!!!
I've used the Santa on the Chimney for my e-xmas cards last year.
:-)

VE said...

nyd - I'm the one in the red and white. Dindn't you notice me?

yellojkt - We're taking the 'G' out of rating!

alex - We'll I'll have to wait and see what you've got cooked up then

quickroute - She's quite popular this time of year! ha ha

chris eldin - Yeah, there are only so many crazy Santa pictures I guess. I did my best to find 'em. You'd be surprised how long it takes to get just the right photo for these...

Maureen said...

Holy crow; just catching up on a few posts of yours... I am definitely NOT showing this last post to hubby; he'd want me to print out a few of those pics!

VE said...

maureen - You never know when it is safe to visit VE. It's all calm and safe and BAM! ha ha