Wednesday, December 10, 2008

It's Photo Time Again

They say a picture says a thousand words. See if these pictures tell the story without any words to go with them. And I’m sure you can find a few choice words of your own after viewing them.






Remember folks, don’t try that at home!

Ok, occasionally a scene is so funny that I wish I had my camera with me. It happened the other night when I was at the store. There right at the front parking spot was a yellow smart car and right next to it was one of those riding shopping cart cars for kids. They looked identical. Here’s my version of the inspiration:


And finally, there is no vengeance like a woman scourned…

30 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

VE!!!

Ugh to the "after" photo of the butt-cracker!!!

Double ugh!!

Even my Diet Dr. Pepper doesn't taste good anymore!

Butt,(pun obviously intended) I do love the billboard. Okay, you redeemed yourself after the hideous and stupid, you got a genuine funny!

Whew!

I was worried I was gonna have to kick the VE habit!

hee hee

Donny Ruth said...

I almost wish my wife put up a billboard like that. She took my kids, my house, my sweet pick up truck, and now I'm on community service.

What in the blue fuck was that moron with the firecracker thinking?

The Incredible Woody said...

I have always wondered about people that shoot things out of their asses. That's just wrong - on a whole bunch of levels!

And you know the billboard guy is mostly pissed off about the 'poorly endowed' statement!

Jacki said...

Those pictures remind me of the video on Ebaums world along the same lines...some stupid person trying to shoot a firecracker from his butt. Have you seen it? It's hilarious.

Kurt said...

That guy looks a lot like Todd. Maybe he was under orders when he did that.

VE said...

quirkyloon - You can't kick the VE habit...the gnomes would just pester you until you came back...

donny ruth - The key with that idiot...he wasn't thinking. Thinking people don't put Roman Candles between their butt cracks...

incredible woody - Plus he isn't worried about the joint bank account. He has a secret second account he's been embezzeling money to anyway...

jacki - No, I haven't seen that. I've had this series for awhile now. I try not too use too many of the pass-around things because I know a number of readers see all that stuff. When I do use it I try to add something original to it or at least throw in some other original stuff.

VE said...

kurt - Poor Todd. Was that you there ordering him? Shame on you. He could have easily fit three or four candles at the same time...

ReformingGeek said...

You need to start a reality show called "VE's How Stupid Are You?" and the first show will be about butt-rocket dude.. Sheesh.

As for the smart cars, they do indeed look like toy buggies.

VE said...

regorminggeek - That's funny you should call it that. I have a post yet to be posted called "You'd have to be stupid..." I guess stupid is as stupid does. I RULE stupid... ha ha

Gnome Thyself said...

Rumor is, there was Alcohol involved.

Nessa said...

There are no words for the first set of pictures.

I like the little cars. I want one.

eve cleveland said...

VE,
You know, I think we still have one of those little playskool cars in the garage somewhere. Now, if I can just get on photoshop and make a logo....
The firecracker guy doesn't look really stupid (other than his buttocks). I mean, look at his face. He looks like anyone. Kind of scary.
Eve

Sornie said...

The biggest problem there is that the fuse was too close to the taint. Remember when lighting ass firecrackers that there shall always be fuse-taint separation of at least 9.5 inches.

Starrlight said...

That billboard is freakin awesome. I bet she was married to the guy in the first pictures. His face should totally go in the dictionary next to the term ass clown.

lime said...

the question i have to ask is how much alcohol had to be consumed to make launching a bottle rocket from between ones ass cheeks sounded like a good enough idea to try?

LMAO @ the smart cars. you're so right! now i know why they look so familiar.

and emily is my new hero. god bless her.

Roy Scribner said...

Puppies and rainbows! Puppies and rainbows! Puppies and rainbows! LOL

Just goes to show you, MTV is the real gateway drug.

VE said...

Gnome thyself - I certainly hope so because the thought of them being sober is scary.

nessa - Sort of like collecting hot wheels...only super sized!

eve - Exactly. Look how he's smiling and normal looking...well, until he's peeling ass skin that is...

sornie - Sounds like you've done this before!

starrlight - Yes, we need a visual dictionary to capture all these kinds of things, huh?

lime - Yes...don't mess with Emily anymore. She'll turn that bottle rocket the OTHER direction, ha ha.

Kanrei said...

Made me think of this song. I hope it is the right one since I have no speakers at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF8PhKTE7A4

The chorus is:
It's not funny
My ass is on fire.

Giggle Pixie said...

Emily is totally my new hero. In fact, if I was a lesbian I'd hunt her down and stalk her.

And the asshat with the firecracker (intentional half-puns!!) prolly needs AA. 'Cause anyone who would try that shit obviously has experienced waaaaaaaaay too much dependence on alcohol. lol

HeyJoe said...

That first one is brutal. What a jackass. Amazing the stupidity that follows alcohol. Bet they thought it was pretty funny right before they lit the fuse. Too bad he didn't fart at the same time and REALLY start a fire.

Maureen said...

Emily is AWESOME!!!!

And I love the tiny cars too... too bad they would never be able to handle our cold and snowbanks.

Jeff said...

So how old were you in that first photo series? You didn't think anyone would figure that out, did you?

colbymarshall said...

I'm thinking of taking out one of these nasty billboards for my mother in law.

Megan said...

That's an expensive billboard. That's an even more expensive butt-job, I bet...

Siren said...

Emily is my hero!

Larissa said...

I'm simply in love with that billboard. I'm thinking I'll file that idea away in the crypts in case MetalliDad *really* screws up... Hah!

VE said...

kan - Yes...that would fit!!!

giggle pixie - Do all lesbians hunt down and stalk? I wasn't aware of that...

heyjoe - He's way down deep in the bucket of intelligence...down with the bottom feeders.

maureen - Tiny cars are the future you know...I see it as a secret ploy of my gnomes toward world domination though...

jeff - Ha! Nice try there buddy. My hair isn't THAT curly...

colby - I keep my mother-in-law buried in the back yard where she belongs...

megan - Butt skin graphs aren't cheap. I don't think they're covered under HMOs either...

siren - Emily is everyone's hero. Well...maybe not her ex...

Larissa - My sympathy goes out to metallidad...I'm sending him mental warnings right now...

Carla said...

Those fist set of photos...just what was he thinking?!!!!!

VE said...

carla - Clearly he wasn't!

Fida said...

Firecracker ass and billboard are proof that men’s brains sometimes sink into their pants. (am I glad you didn’t post women’s pictures).