Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sumo Culture

Sumo culture...

With the advent of a tough world economy many of us are going to have to resort to fatty fast food because it’s all we can afford. But don’t let that siren on your bathroom scale get you down. In the future, everything will be sumo culture!

Eating fast food will be encouraged not looked down upon. You thought size didn’t matter? Well in sumo culture size is everything! But pulling on your opponents sweaty diaper isn’t the only thing around in the future sumo culture.

Yes, the future sumo-about-town can do many things unexpected and feel right at home. And while there will be a ring in every home in which to practice for matches that doesn’t mean there won’t be the Arts in sumo culture.

Eventually, Sumo will be so entrenched in our society popular iconic images will be rewritten…

And with fame and popularity will come the never ending marketing. You’ll be able to wash yourself with your sumo soap…



Enjoy your oversized meals on this wonderful sumo coffee table…

Sumo…in the future it’s not just another four letter word!

47 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

Ooo-sexy! There's just something about a fat man in a tutu....

Quirkyloon said...

I love the sumo-board-skier jumper.

What balance, what form! Unbelievable!

I'm gonna go google the Sumo fan club addy. Hey maybe they even have a Sumo Blog!

One can only hope!

padraig said...

I want to see the subcompact designed for sumo culture. One seater?

Elizabeth said...

A sumo is a man right? What would you call a woman? A suma?

Jacki said...

I just saw Wall-E and the humans in that cartoon resemble sumo wrestlers, so I can totally see this happening.

Roy Scribner said...

I'll have to ponder this over another Sapporo 40oz.

Roy Scribner said...

And where is that "comment deleted" person? What are they, shy???

Giggle Pixie said...

I totally cracked up at that shot of them in tutus!! I'm kind of on the fence about the table though. Looking at that Sumo's butt might actually weaken my appetite. Which would totally destroy any hopes I might have of fitting in.

lol

ReformingGeek said...

Oh I'm sooooooo turned on right now.

NOT!

I'm seriously glad they are wearing those thong/diaper things. I don't want to see it.

I saw the comment about the fat humans in Wall-E. That's what I was thinking, too.

leelee said...

hahahahahahaha...love the skier...hahahaha and the tutu's too. Heck they're all great!


hahahahahahaha

hugs!

Kanrei said...

I can't decide between the Ballet Sumo and Sumo Road, but one of those is the best thing I have seen all year so far!

Jaime said...

the upside to this whole new sumo culture is that there won't be any more panty lines to annoy me. the obvious downside is a whole lot of ugly ass hanging out. *shudder* scary thought.

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

This post has convinced me to officially give up the croissants and frappaccinos.

Scott said...

I didn't know all of these acts were considered "Sumo culture" I guess I have a lot to learn about sumo wrestlers...
Anyway, I love your blog and I think you would appreciate my sense of humor. If I link to your blog on my blog is there any way you could return the favor?
Check it out: Http://scottstipoftheday.blogspot.com

VE said...

incredible - You know the sumo's motto is "It's the weight that makes it great!"

quirkyloon - Now why wouldn't I be surprised to find there is a Sumo blog?

padraig - They're working on that. Initial thoughts are just to strap on a couple of wheels...they already have the padding in the event of an accident.

elizabeth - Yes, Suma would work. I try not to put the two together because that might really scare off readers...

jacki - Yeah, that part of the movie was kinda gross and disturbing. I get it, but do I have to watch it?

roy - Better make it a six pack of those things. You've got some catching up to do.

giggle pixie - Before meals just drape a tablecloth over the sumo table.

reforminggeek - Yeah, that was part of the inspiration for the post. Plus, I just like to shock and offend sometimes...

leelee - You really never know what you're going to get here from day to day, do you?

kan - Well thanks. I cannot take credit for making them though; this was more of a concept assembly!

jaime - But when everyone is ugly ass it will be the norm and then those boney asses will be laughed at...

arizona - Croissants are both hard to give up and hard to spell...

scott - It's an extension of Sumo wrestling into all other parts of life. Start getting used to it; it's happening as we speak. And you are linked now...and I'm visiting now...

Queen Goob said...

So do they make bicycles for those guys? Love to see them racing....

VE said...

queen goob - Imagine the balance needed!

Gladys said...

I think that thongs CAUSE constipation. Think of it like a cork. Once it gets all waded up in the butt fold it is not letting anything out.

VE, I'm just wondering will you be sporting the Sumo look and can we see pictures?

nursemyra said...

I want that table

Dee said...

and just fyi aka tmi sumo wrestlers have servants that wipe their butts when they go poopy! LOL

Kurt said...

I want one of those servants.

yellojkt said...

Just don't drop the sumo soap.

Kevin John said...

I need to order one of the Sumo tables to put the kegs of beer on...and all the extra money that won't go into the bank.

Does it come in Beige?

angie said...

Ooo la la. :)

Serena said...

I make it a rule to avoid Sumo wrestlers in thongs, but I do think the two in tutus are pretty cute. I wonder if they'd let me borrow their tiaras?

VE said...

gladys - No...I like to see my ab muscles...

nursemyra - Now, now...don't worry...there's plenty to go around!

dee - You're right...that is too much information

kurt - I thought you had Todd to do that all

yellojkt - Will it break?

kevin - You can get a sumo table to match any keg color you'd like...

angie - I can see you are quite excited about this sumo development...

serena - I think it would be unwise to ask a Sumo for their tiara but if anyone could pull it off, it would be you!

lime said...

ya know, i thought i'd take a quick trip around the blogs before retiring for the night. all was well until i came here. if i have pink sumo nightmares it will be your fault. i just wanted you to know....that ballerina sumo image has been seared into my retinas.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

These are amazing pictures. I would like to get lost in one of the sumo wrestler's stomach folds. It would be better than being in this cold, cold world. Sign me up.

Janna said...

I probably shouldn't admit this, but I really like that table. :)
I like weird stuff.

Starrlight said...

Ok this post is all kinda of wrong. That is way too much man ass for one post. Please!

Megan said...

Um...I...um...

I don't think I should get a comment count for this one. I got nothin'.

Practically Joe said...

I'd love to see a sumo contestant on Big Brother or Survivor.

BlondeBlogger said...

I'm wondering who was the first person to think of Sumo wrestling costumes? "You know what would look GREAT on you all? Nothing but a small piece of material between your legs! Let's go with it!"

Chris Wood said...

Yep, I'll have to pile on the pounds and get a tutu.

That Beatles pic was superb!

Sarah said...

As soon as I saw this post all I could think about was the time I got into a fake sumo suit to fake wrestle a college roomate. It was one of those lame events on campus. I got my butt kicked.

Bazza said...

Shut
Up
Move
On

Maureen said...

Ahhhh! I don't think I want to eat ever again....

colbymarshall said...

Sumo ballerina is one of my all time fav pictures.

Jeff said...

Where the hell do you shop for your clipart?

Alex L said...

Only in sumo culture, is it cool for a man to wear a thong... I'll be back in a second...

VE said...

lime - You really should know better! ha ha

self-deprechaun - I'm sorry...that's where all the little people will be living in the future...

janna - I suspected so...who can resist it?

starrlight - Remember, I'm gonna offend on occasion...it's an inevitability!

megan - Don't worry...it's just a short VE shock. You'll recover.

VE said...

joe - Big brother seems to define them, doesn't it?

blondeblogger - It does feel like it was a practical joke that has gone too far...

chris - Well you being a Brit I'm glad it met your approval...

sarah - Ha! And their butts aren't pretty to kick either

bazza - Don't worry...offensive posts are only occasionally...

maureen - See how I help curb the apetite? My blog is like a diet in and of itself

colby - You want the giant poster version, don't you?

jeff - Other planets...they've been monitoring us for years...

alex - I knew you were going to take advantage of that permission...

Carla said...

Thought I'd seen it all when I saw the sumo ski jumping, but then again, I can count on you to take it just one notch further.

VE said...

carla - I AM the extra notch guy!!!

Uncivil said...

How's about a sumo horse jockey at the Kentucky Derby?

VE said...

uncivil - Ouch for the horses! You'd have to use them clydesdales in the race.

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