I've been hogging all the writing opportunities on my blog lately. Funny how that works....you have this blog and then you have to do all the writing for it. I can only make my gnomes do so many things...they get cranky if they have to leave the garden for inside work you know.
So...here's your opportunity to be even more clever than VE. What is Robin saying? I've given you four of my suggestions; you tell me yours. We won't make it a contest because I HATE contests...it's all a popularity vote and I don't want to judge. Here ya go...
Here are a couple of mine:
- I’m living in a Cave. Anything will help
- Need a cool costume upgrade and utility belt like Batman. Please help.
- Superhero movies NEVER get nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards
- Secret Identity Theft is a serious superhero problem
Friday, January 30, 2009
What is Robin Saying?
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do these tights make my hips look wide?
Yes, my equipment really is as small as it appears.
-please donate...need new shorts...
Color Blindness IS a serious issue.
I'm Here and I'm ... no not that.
Out of work need... no not that
Batman kicked me out of the closet, anything will be appreciated.
to quote Beyonce:
"...to the left, to the left, to the left..."
"It's not easy being green"
"Batman got the girl, the cool costume and the bigger codpiece"
"sidekicks are superheros too"
Batman dumped me when I grew pubic hair.
Shame on you. Making us write for you today but I'll do it since you're such a great blogger.
Robin's sign says "SUPER HEROES ARE PEOPLE, TOO"
Will sidekick for food!
lime - I could see Robin saying that...
jacki - Ha! I hadn't noticed. That says a lot about me. It says a lot about you too! ;)
phrankie - And how! Batman got a make over. Robin needs an extreme makeover!
prefers her fantasy life - Nobody should ever let him out of the house that way
gladys - Batman...he's such a bully
anne - Ha! Are you implying Robin is liberal?
jaime - He could use the first one but the Grinch has that one as an exclusive. I like the sidekick one!
gnomeself be true - You are so, so bad! ha!
reforminggeek - Sorry...I did give you some starters though...so it wasn't a total copout! Oh...and as for your sign...what about Mighty Mouse?
ON STRIKE!!
UNFAIR WAGES FOR SUPER HEROES!
hugs!
"Holy habadashery VE-man! I'm a greenie now! Save our trees!"
The Dark Knight is VE!
Sidekick for hire. Cheap.
Willing to be used and abused as long as I'm appreciated.
Fuck you, Batman.
Undoubtedly he's advertising his tell all book.
Holy Just Escaped From Bruce Wayne's Underground Sex Dungeon Batman!
Increase the size of your Supermeat.
Bobbin' Robin will slob on your knobbin'... for food.
Lost:
My Self -Esteem. Please help me find it.
Bat Cave Tours
One-half of Ambiguously Gay Duo for hire.
Have you seen my Batman?
Free tube socks... in my crotch.
"I’m living in a Cave. Anything will help" is a winner.
Here's mine.
leelee - They get paid? Ok...if they don't then I guess that really is unfair wages...
quirkyloon - Ha! I find it a bit ironic to see "save our trees" put up on a wooden/paper sign
roy - Ha! As you know...around here its dark most of the time!
giggle pixie - That last one pretty much sums up the entire Batman/Robin working relationship
carla - Awesome. Can't wait to read it. Imagine all the weirdness that Batman has done that we DON'T know about...
Kan - Ha! Is that why he's still wearing the mask?
heyjoe - Ha...you've found your calling joe. You came up with more than I did and even after reading mine and others
sornie - Tube socks are scary things!
kurt - You get a gold star for commenting back the picture completed. I should have known better than to try a photo with some sort of sign on it when you are the master of that medium...
I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.
incredible woody - The only charms I have are Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious!
Experienced sidekick looking for a new hero.
And this would ideally be playing in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI
"OBAMA 2012."
My bulge is on fire! POW! BAM!
Holy Picket lines Batman!Where's Obama girl?
"Without my cape I'm just another freak in a pair of tights."
"Scam Alert! Do not accept any prostate exams from people claiming to be Batman. Don't find out the hard way like I did."
"Times are tough, people. Fight your own crime."
"Will put on pants for food."
teeni - Ha! Man...did you check out the era on that dancing and clothing on that video.
bunk - If the economy survives. Besides, isn't that when the mayans predict the end of the world and the same with Nostradamus? What do I know...
self-deprechaun - That doesn't sound pleasant...
uncivil - Ha! She's saving the country from those republican meanies... ;)
janna - I'm for that last one. Let people do their own!
serena - Someone...quick...get him some food!
I swear it's not me in those pictures with HawkMan
Batman touched me below the utility belt.
Penguin, don't do this! Please! All is forgiven! Marry Me!
VE-- You misunderestimated my sarcasm...
"Grayson/Ward 2012"
Don't blame me I voted for Superman
Seriously, I'm not Robin, I'm Donatello. Times are tough, had to foreclose on shell, need pizza.
alex - You are bad, my fried. Bad!
yellojkt - Ha! Not something I'd want to advertise...
marvel - The penguin is bad news!
bunk - Are you sure I wasn't messin' with you???
chris - Ha! Me too...
RaBT - Donatello is too hard to pronounce though...
"Don't bother voting, we're already screwed."
Hey, I want a gold star too. How on earth did Kurt do that?
Its not fair to let tech geeks in here!
For sale cheap Viagra,
it didnt work for me
"Spring"
Because we all know that a Robin is a sure Sign of Spring.
'Lame Superheros Local 1419 On Strike'
kevin - Kurt's a tricky guy...
gab - Apparently many here have notice that!
maureen - That and drunken college kids at Ft. Lauderdale...
angry max - Ha! I think Aquaman is their president...
Really? Nobody has made a "boy wonder" comment yet? Ok, how about...
Boy Wonder looking for Boy Wonderful to share long walks and fireside chats.
(I took the high road here and stayed away from the obvious "wonder" pun)
How about:
"My thighs are rubbing together"
or
"I need Prozac...because "depression hurts"
jeff - Ha! Can you believe that waited all that time for you to use it?
arizona - I see you're a natural at this.
no, i'm implying he dresses left.
anne - Well there certain is something LEFT to be desired about his dressing choices...
slap me hard, now
"All I want is world peace".
jean - Well ok...if you insist. Oh, wait...that's what Robin is saying....
angie - I don't. Where would I put it?
I Don't Stuff.
No. Really.
REALLY.
starrlight - You gals. You have radar for that area, don't you?
Yeah we do. It's a blessing and a curse. I could tell you a story about a bachelorette party, Darcelle's, and a tiny male stripper in a leopard print bikini but I'm still living it down ;P
Ah yes, Darcelle's...Portland own "what happens at...stays at"
Looking for new partner!
Great benefits.
(Check out my package.)
Nice :-)
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