Friday, January 30, 2009

What is Robin Saying?

I've been hogging all the writing opportunities on my blog lately. Funny how that works....you have this blog and then you have to do all the writing for it. I can only make my gnomes do so many things...they get cranky if they have to leave the garden for inside work you know.


So...here's your opportunity to be even more clever than VE. What is Robin saying? I've given you four of my suggestions; you tell me yours. We won't make it a contest because I HATE contests...it's all a popularity vote and I don't want to judge. Here ya go...

Here are a couple of mine:

- I’m living in a Cave. Anything will help

- Need a cool costume upgrade and utility belt like Batman. Please help.

- Superhero movies NEVER get nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards

- Secret Identity Theft is a serious superhero problem

57 comments:

lime said...

do these tights make my hips look wide?

Jacki said...

Yes, my equipment really is as small as it appears.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

-please donate...need new shorts...

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Color Blindness IS a serious issue.

Gladys said...

I'm Here and I'm ... no not that.

Out of work need... no not that

Batman kicked me out of the closet, anything will be appreciated.

Anne said...

to quote Beyonce:

"...to the left, to the left, to the left..."

Jaime said...

"It's not easy being green"

"Batman got the girl, the cool costume and the bigger codpiece"

"sidekicks are superheros too"

Gnomeself Be True said...

Batman dumped me when I grew pubic hair.

ReformingGeek said...

Shame on you. Making us write for you today but I'll do it since you're such a great blogger.

Robin's sign says "SUPER HEROES ARE PEOPLE, TOO"

Elizabeth said...

Will sidekick for food!

VE said...

lime - I could see Robin saying that...

jacki - Ha! I hadn't noticed. That says a lot about me. It says a lot about you too! ;)

phrankie - And how! Batman got a make over. Robin needs an extreme makeover!

prefers her fantasy life - Nobody should ever let him out of the house that way

gladys - Batman...he's such a bully

anne - Ha! Are you implying Robin is liberal?

jaime - He could use the first one but the Grinch has that one as an exclusive. I like the sidekick one!

gnomeself be true - You are so, so bad! ha!

reforminggeek - Sorry...I did give you some starters though...so it wasn't a total copout! Oh...and as for your sign...what about Mighty Mouse?

leelee said...

ON STRIKE!!

UNFAIR WAGES FOR SUPER HEROES!



hugs!

Quirkyloon said...

"Holy habadashery VE-man! I'm a greenie now! Save our trees!"

Roy Scribner said...

The Dark Knight is VE!

Giggle Pixie said...

Sidekick for hire. Cheap.

Willing to be used and abused as long as I'm appreciated.

Fuck you, Batman.

Carla said...

Undoubtedly he's advertising his tell all book.

Kanrei said...

Holy Just Escaped From Bruce Wayne's Underground Sex Dungeon Batman!

HeyJoe said...

Increase the size of your Supermeat.

Bobbin' Robin will slob on your knobbin'... for food.

Lost:
My Self -Esteem. Please help me find it.

Bat Cave Tours

One-half of Ambiguously Gay Duo for hire.

Have you seen my Batman?

Sornie said...

Free tube socks... in my crotch.

Kurt said...

"I’m living in a Cave. Anything will help" is a winner.

Here's mine.

VE said...

leelee - They get paid? Ok...if they don't then I guess that really is unfair wages...

quirkyloon - Ha! I find it a bit ironic to see "save our trees" put up on a wooden/paper sign

roy - Ha! As you know...around here its dark most of the time!

giggle pixie - That last one pretty much sums up the entire Batman/Robin working relationship

carla - Awesome. Can't wait to read it. Imagine all the weirdness that Batman has done that we DON'T know about...

Kan - Ha! Is that why he's still wearing the mask?

heyjoe - Ha...you've found your calling joe. You came up with more than I did and even after reading mine and others

sornie - Tube socks are scary things!

VE said...

kurt - You get a gold star for commenting back the picture completed. I should have known better than to try a photo with some sort of sign on it when you are the master of that medium...

The Incredible Woody said...

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

VE said...

incredible woody - The only charms I have are Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious!

teeni said...

Experienced sidekick looking for a new hero.

And this would ideally be playing in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI

Bunk Strutts said...

"OBAMA 2012."

The Self-Deprechaun said...

My bulge is on fire! POW! BAM!

Uncivil said...

Holy Picket lines Batman!Where's Obama girl?

Janna said...

"Without my cape I'm just another freak in a pair of tights."

"Scam Alert! Do not accept any prostate exams from people claiming to be Batman. Don't find out the hard way like I did."

"Times are tough, people. Fight your own crime."

Serena said...

"Will put on pants for food."

VE said...

teeni - Ha! Man...did you check out the era on that dancing and clothing on that video.

bunk - If the economy survives. Besides, isn't that when the mayans predict the end of the world and the same with Nostradamus? What do I know...

self-deprechaun - That doesn't sound pleasant...

uncivil - Ha! She's saving the country from those republican meanies... ;)

janna - I'm for that last one. Let people do their own!

serena - Someone...quick...get him some food!

Alex L said...

I swear it's not me in those pictures with HawkMan

yellojkt said...

Batman touched me below the utility belt.

Marvel Goose said...

Penguin, don't do this! Please! All is forgiven! Marry Me!

Bunk Strutts said...

VE-- You misunderestimated my sarcasm...

"Grayson/Ward 2012"

Chris C said...

Don't blame me I voted for Superman

RaBT said...

Seriously, I'm not Robin, I'm Donatello. Times are tough, had to foreclose on shell, need pizza.

VE said...

alex - You are bad, my fried. Bad!

yellojkt - Ha! Not something I'd want to advertise...

marvel - The penguin is bad news!

bunk - Are you sure I wasn't messin' with you???

chris - Ha! Me too...

RaBT - Donatello is too hard to pronounce though...

Kevin John said...

"Don't bother voting, we're already screwed."



Hey, I want a gold star too. How on earth did Kurt do that?
Its not fair to let tech geeks in here!

gab said...

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it didnt work for me

Maureen said...

"Spring"

Because we all know that a Robin is a sure Sign of Spring.

Angry Max said...

'Lame Superheros Local 1419 On Strike'

VE said...

kevin - Kurt's a tricky guy...

gab - Apparently many here have notice that!

maureen - That and drunken college kids at Ft. Lauderdale...

angry max - Ha! I think Aquaman is their president...

Jeff said...

Really? Nobody has made a "boy wonder" comment yet? Ok, how about...

Boy Wonder looking for Boy Wonderful to share long walks and fireside chats.

(I took the high road here and stayed away from the obvious "wonder" pun)

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

How about:
"My thighs are rubbing together"

or

"I need Prozac...because "depression hurts"

VE said...

jeff - Ha! Can you believe that waited all that time for you to use it?

arizona - I see you're a natural at this.

Anne said...

no, i'm implying he dresses left.

VE said...

anne - Well there certain is something LEFT to be desired about his dressing choices...

Jean Knee said...

slap me hard, now

angie said...

"All I want is world peace".

VE said...

jean - Well ok...if you insist. Oh, wait...that's what Robin is saying....

angie - I don't. Where would I put it?

Starrlight said...

I Don't Stuff.

No. Really.

REALLY.

VE said...

starrlight - You gals. You have radar for that area, don't you?

Starrlight said...

Yeah we do. It's a blessing and a curse. I could tell you a story about a bachelorette party, Darcelle's, and a tiny male stripper in a leopard print bikini but I'm still living it down ;P

VE said...

Ah yes, Darcelle's...Portland own "what happens at...stays at"

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