Tuesday, March 24, 2009

A Mouse for Every House

Every so often VE brings you a ridiculous sampling of one particular item. We’ve done phone booths, keyboards, houses, and weird speed limit signs among other things. Time for another one…

Since we did keyboards already, it’s only fair to take a look at the mouse:

I’m sure this is why they call it a mouse…
And while a mouse comes in many shapes and sizes, that doesn’t mean that it can’t be a multi-use device. Take this handy make up mouse:

Let’s examine a few other interesting ones:


Yeah…for that brain in your family…

Be sure to feed your mouse…





Why does the HR department want to see me again?

No respectable collection would be complete without a Hello Kitty mouse. Give this one to your macho uncle; the ex-football player.



Charlton Heston’s mouse straight out the the NRA offices



And let’s not forget the golfer in the family

More proof that terminators were on Earth and they brought their robotic mouse with them.


Everyone needs their seasonal mouse of course


Want to piss off the hubby? Replace his mouse with this one. Loads of laughs…

A military standard issue mouse of course. This one is great for the office too. Keeps people from assigning you crap work because they'll never really knwo if you're a bit on the edge or not.
And for those traditional housewives out there, this iron mouse will feel better and come in handy should you be needing to press the hubby’s underwear while paying the bills…

Let’s not forget the football mouse. Superbowl is only 10 months away you know.

56 comments:

Mrsupole said...

I like the mouse's especially the ghost mouse. The skeleton one seems too fragile. Football one, go team. Will not touch the iron mouse. But the very best mouse is the hand grenade mouse, maybe someone would think I am more psycho than they already do. Plus if they piss me off then I can yell incoming and they might all duck and freak out. Would probably lose my job but who cares, it would be worth seeing their faces. Yup that is the BEST mouse of all. Thanks VE.

God bless.

Jacki said...

I find it funny that there are always items in the shape of the female anatomy, but never of the male form. Maybe because it would be rather hairy and ugly and wrinkly?

Jaime said...

those are great! i love the make up mouse. perfect since i always run out of the house without putting any on.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

I love the mouse mouse. It's so subtle.
(love the Barbie mohawk, too)


And no way in hell would I leave the house sans makeup.

moooooog35 said...

Put the "Hello Kitty" head on the boobs one, and you've got yourself a customer!

Perhaps I've said too much.

lime said...

if you need a bigger model would it be a hamster? would a smaller one be a shrew?

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! I love it. And I definitely would buy the makeup mouse. Just for quick touch-ups throughout the day.

LOL

Anne said...

I'll take a golf mouse.

but please, please, PLEASE get the mice out of my house.

Kurt said...

I use a track pad.

Roy Scribner said...

Those are awesome! I could see myself using a hand grenade...uh, mouse, I mean.

freetheunicorns said...

Sweet. Don't worry ladies, I'm in the process of marketing and manufacturing a penis mouse.

Alan Smithee said...

Alan Smithee prefers a standard mouse.

VE said...

mrsupole - The grenade one is perfect for work! Let's them know you're not quite stable...

jacki - The trouble with the male ones is their hard on keeps bothering your palm when you use it!

jaime - I know, I know, I'm forever running out of the house without make up...

prefers her fantasy life - Well there's no way I'd leave the house WITH make up!

moooooog35 - Ha! You have said too much. Please stay away from the grenade one... ;)

lime - Ha! No, the shrew is too tame! ;)

quirkyloon - I love quick touch ups. Well, with the wifey-poo that is...

anne - You need a RENT-A-CAT!

kurt - Is that the same thing female runners use once a month?

roy - It's fun to take it and strap it around you when you have a meeting...

freetheunicorns - Make sure it's big enough...I've heard they don't like those hand sized ones...

VE said...

alan smithee - I thought standard only made toilets?

Chris Wood said...

You forget the sandwich mouse, for those difficult times when working through lunch.

Very sad to see Mr Heston's mouse wasn't responsible for shooting that computer.

VE said...

chris - If you eat the sandwich aren't you kind of done on the computer then?

ReformingGeek said...

I could use the gun here at the gym. Maybe it would discourage complaints. That or the grenade or even the gas mask mouse. Freak them out!

The Incredible Woody said...

Makes my touch pad seem rather boring!

VE said...

reforminggeek - The gun is a good one...they'll never quite know if it's real or not...

incredible woody - You need to upgrade to something truly ridiculous. It's the American way!

g-man said...

Yeah Baby....
The grenade mouse is for me!!!

Nessa said...

I like the skelaton mouse.

I am going to find a green glowing one.

Nessa said...

I like the skelaton mouse.

I am going to find a green glowing one.

leelee said...

I love those..that housewife with the ironing mouse cracks me up..I'd like the Hello Kitty one..awwwwwww

HUGS!

Beth said...

No woman – be it a traditional housewife or otherwise – needs an iron as a mouse. Unless having a weapon close by comes in handy.

Elizabeth said...

I know, it's pathetic, but I would want the Hello Kitty mouse too! Why does the brain mouse say "Pat Says Now" ?

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

I want the hand grenade one. Or any old bomb will do.

Sarah said...

OMG...the first pic with the actual mouse in it is going to give me nightmares! Thanks VE!

Gladys said...

REmember the Wild Mouse ride at the carnivals... That's the mouse I want.

Gladys said...

REmember the Wild Mouse ride at the carnivals... That's the mouse I want.

Dalton J. Fox said...

I like the golf one myself, and I don't even play golf. The grenade one is pretty cool too. The Hello Kitty one is also ... uhh ... nevermind.

VE said...

g-man - Now why does that not surprise me!

nessa - Green glowing? Leave it over down stream from the nuclear reactor...it'll be green and glowing shortly thereafter

leelee - I knew you'd pick the hello kitty one...

beth - But, come on, it's so funny!

elizabeth - Pat knows! Oh, yes, Pat knows.

perpetual - Any old bomb would do but it's not comfortable in the hand like a grenade is. You need carpel tunnel protection before you blow yourself up you know...

sarah - I see you checking your own mouse already...

gladys - And we know how reliable carnival equipment is...

VE said...

dalton - Ha! The secret is almost out. Go ahead, show us your hello kitty collection...

nursemyra said...

well we know which one would go perfectly with my "corset friday" photos don't we?

Sornie said...

With the Superbowl jsut 10 months away, does that mean that the pre-game show starts this Saturday or Sunday?

Megan said...

Pat does indeed know.

The offspring has something called a 'gaming' mouse. It's got weird blue lights and things.

I am not allowed to touch it.

VE said...

nursemyra - Oh yes we do! Funny...I was just there...

sornie - It sure does! We'll have the usual say-nothing commentators on there talking about every conceivable possibility known to man and it'll amount to nothing...

Mike said...

Time to call an exterminator.

Hah ha ha

ha ha
ha ha ha ha



ha.

Dee said...

Great post! I'm surprised that you didn't find a butt checks mouse. :)

VE said...

mike - I see you are cracking yourself up! Pretty cheesy joke...

dee - Are you challenging me? Here!

Serena said...

I thought I was perfectly happy in my relationship with my mouse. Now I feel the need to shop around a little. Thanks!

Jeff said...

I keep waiting for someone to invent one that looks like a real mouse and randomly leaves little brown turds all over you desk. Wouldn't that just be the cutest thing?

VE said...

serena - Times are always a changin'

jeff - Perhaps if the brown turds were chocolate! I'll bet THAT mouse would sell...

The Self-Deprechaun said...

These are ridick! I love that one of the female shape. i guess it will make you an amazing sexual harasser.

colbymarshall said...

does gun mouse come in a metallic variety?

Alex L said...

I opened my mouse once... so much blood...

Quickroute said...

I have a big old computer with a big old mouse - in fact it's a rat!

Janna said...

I love the iron one.
It looks Klingon-esque.

'Cuz apparently even Klingons like to Google stuff.
And shop at Amazon.com.
And search for good Targ recipes.

I'll take my nerdy foot out of my mouth now.

VE said...

self-deprechaun - Remember, slow gentle mouse movements...

colby - For you I'm sure they'll make a special order...

alex - Ha! It's not pretty, is it?

quickroute - I knew it! Rats are just everywhere...

janna - Ha! Klingon, Klingoff...the klapper!

Uncivil said...

I have the "Hooter's Chic mouse! Yes, my wrist rests between a set of double D's!

VE said...

uncivil - Batteries? DD batteries?

Starrlight said...

I want the seasonal mouse!

VE said...

starrlight - That little ghosty is kind of cute...

Carla said...

It took me a minute to figure out that first mouse...then it just creeped me right out. Yikes!

VE said...

carla - What's inside your mouse?

Maureen said...

An Iron??? I don't even use one of those on my clothes. I'll be dammed if I'd use one as a mouse!

VE said...

maureen - But it smooths out your work nicely!