I know, let’s have some fun with classic TV shows and bring them up-to-date with the reality of today. I’ll start with Star Trek…
Friday, April 03, 2009
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ok the one with the gorn is tie for favorite with the dildo planet. and yes, i know the name for that lizard creature and that spock defeated him by figuring out how to make gun powder out of the elements avaialble to him.
i know way more about the original series than any sane woman should because of my husband. my knowledge is by no means complete...it just far exceeds parameters for good mental health.
Hahahha....thanks for the laughs on such a dreary day!
lime - My favorite clice about the original series is that whenever they went to a new planet they always beamed down the entire leadership staff and then one other worker bee. Guess who got killed?
jacki - Dreary huh? Welcome to my world...our weather SUCKS right now.
Planet Dildo!! That phrase is going to be rolling around in my brain all day. Possibly all weekend!
ROFL!That's so funny.I like the one with the lezard :D
incredible woody - I can see this being a popular tourist planet in the future...
candie - Go away lezard, lezard, lezard...we don't like human sized lizards
now that was funny!
dee - Remember, nonsense is in the blog title...
VE you so funny!
I like the mutated evolved gecko! That was freakin' (pun intended) hilarious.
Great post, dude.
quirky - You could see that happening with the gecko too, can't you? It seemed to happen right after they got a bunch of bailout funds...
And they did get foreclosed upon, must of been all those tribbels, they could not find the bills to make the payments.
And the last one about reality TV is so true, but I can hardly wait for this new Star Trek show to come out at the Threaters. It looks like it might be the best one yet.
God bless.
I like how the lizard matched his arm acessories to his outfit.
very funny. i would have liked to see the gnomes get more into the action though - i think they'd look kinda cute with spock ears and trecky uniforms
I think you should write the new episodes of Star Trek
Love it!
What do you mean there is no logic to reality TV?
Maybe that's why I don't watch it.
mrsupole - I want to see the new one too. I thought many of the later Star Trek's were too soap opera like. The original series, while it had a lot of cliche' stuff just seemed to gel nicely and with interesting story lines. I thought Next Generation did well too when it didn't veer into that soap opera feel...
elizabeth - It's always helpful to be fashion smart when you're fighting to the death...
jaime - You really don't want gnomes playing with space age devices like transporters and phasers and such. It wouldn't be pretty...
gladys - Can you imagine the ridiculousness if they gave me free reign on an episode?
reforminggeek - Poor Spock...he was so confused at the relevance of American Idol...
Planet of the dildos? There's a thought!
VE: You didn't even need to add the comments. The pictures alone were worth a good laugh. What is that thing supposed to be in the third picture? A monster or an alien? And did they just wrap cardboard around the actor? Special effects have come a looonnngg way...
chris - They're very single-focused on that planet...
mrs. r - True, true. But the story lines on many of them weren't bad; they covered a lot of interesting concepts through this cheap special effect stuff.
It's not so much that it's a Dildo planet, but the fact that you can't escape from it that made me shiver a little bit right there.
Captain Kirk should be on Donald Trumps reality show. He'd whoop Joan's ass.
love the planet dildo
angrymax - Ha! Me too...
nessa - He's a doer...you can't argue that
nursemyra - I thought that you might!
Good stuff. That dildo looks like it could use some kind of treatment or another. I refuse to discuss this any further.
Ahahaha....wait, was that one picture photoshopped? Because I'm big (ha!) into finding hidden phallic shapes, although that one is not so hidden.
jeff - Taking the fifth are you? Chicken...
blondeblogger - No, I didn't photoshop it. You obviously need to watch more Star Trek!
Why the hell is he holding a giant phallus shaped object? Seriously.
Dalton - Ha! To penetrate this question one must look deep into the storyline of that episode...
I bet dildos are actually a driving market in this recession. The enterprise should stop focusing on space voyaging and go towards prostethics and sexual toys, Spock's ears can be sold as a sick fetish accessory.
You've got me wondering just who Capt. Kirk is gonna use that giant stone dildo on... Oh, Uhuuuraaaa-
Where did the lizard guys get the leopard print leotards?
Remember when you had to run from Oprah?
The Trekkies are way more organized...
Planet Dildo, indeed.
Planet Dildo looks awfully bumpy.
I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Is that a French tickler Kirk is holding?
self-deprechaun - Ha! To boldly go where no erotic toy has gone before! And judging from that Dildo Kirk is holding, I believe that...
nyd - Damn, I can't stop laughing at that. He might be saving it for that blonde admin hottie that was on the show. You know, the one with the bee hive hairdo that went up like a skyscraper...
alex - Ha! Well just because you're a lizard doesn't mean you can't settle for tacky fashion...
megan - That's true. Beam me away, Scottie...
kurt - Wohoo! Another "indeed" comment for my coveted collection. I think I'm up to 14 now and I believe that is a blogging record...
janna - It's all part of that planets stimulus package...
hale - Trust me, you take that thing to France and all the girls will be tickled...
omg,
that was hysterical!
thanks for making me laugh.
auntie - You are welcome! Laugh anytime you like!
Timely Star Trek. I like it!
Planet D was also known as the Realm of the PlasterCasters. Although Mr. T had arrived there hundreds of years before, Kirk realized he'd just been severely pitied in front of the cameraman and couldn't do anything about it.
The lizard one CRACKED ME UP!
serena - I don't know how I got on the Star Trek rant lately but there you go...
bunk - Ha! So true...
mike - I always thought those lizard guys were a crack up...
OMG I just cringe when I watch these nowadays... to think how mesmerized we were back when they first came out! My daughter can only stand a few minutes of watching Trek before collapsing in a fit of uncontrollable laughter at the stories and "effects" (ie. cardboard with holes cut out and colored paper shifting behind it for flashing lights effects).
Ha. As a fan of the original, you did them justice. Cheers!!
maureen - I'll admit that the lines were a bit much but the story themes were actually pretty good. Yeah, special effects weren't that special...
matt-man - Excellent, I knew you'd be checking up on my effort!
omg...lmao...planet dildo...lol
HUGS!
My mother is a trekie and I've managed to still avoid knowing little about the original show.
leelee - That's probably a VE classic now...
perpetual - That's how I am with American Idol...never watched it; never will
omg. you just made my day.
brian - Excellent. As long as I don't have to make your bed...
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