Wednesday, April 15, 2009

VE is Visually Impaired

I have no idea what that title means other than I've been playing with photos again. And, yes, you have to suffer…

First off, let’s have a little fun with our new President…

This is what happens when you genetically combine Billy Preston with President Obama.

And this is what happens when you ruin great works of art for fun…

I also know that you’ve been secretly hoping this cage match would finally happen…

This next one was part of a “Save Greenland” promotional campaign. Never let VE get involved with promotions…

And finally, I know this is a male dog…you can see his cock…

No...don't you groan at me for that!

49 comments:

lime said...

oh yes i WILL groan! and the whistler's mother rendition is just scary.

VE said...

lime - Sort of like something out of Pyscho, huh? Ok...as a long time reader, I will allow you one groan...

moooooog35 said...

So, the saying IS true.

Give a man a Photoshopped picture of Obama as Whistler's Mother, and he posts for a day.

But teach a man to Photoshop a picture of Obama as Whistler's Mother, and...um...he still posts for a day.

It sounded better in my head.

Jaime said...

how could i NOT groan over that. but i would LOVE to see that cage combat match

Marissa said...

I'll put my money on the Michellin Man. Doughboy giggles like Mike Tyson.

VE said...

moooooog35 - We won't tell anyone about this...no really.

jaime - I KNEW you'd want that cage match

The Incredible Woody said...

The Michelin Man is SO going to kick Doughboy's ass!

Quirkyloon said...

Oh VE! You so funny!

I'm shocked you mocked Obama! Unheard of these days. After all he's no Dubya!

And I did NOT groan. I laughed out loud like I always do when I read your wacky funny posts!

LOL

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

I'd like to see the cock against the Doughboy!

VE said...

marissa - Let's hope he doesn't go flat...

incredible woody - I don't know...that doughboy has some hidden trick I'm guessing

quirky - I mocked Obama just to shock! Why be predictable?

perpetual chocoholic - Ha! I think ultimately I'm going to regret the cock reference in the post! Oh well...I never was one for common sense...

Elizabeth said...

Ha, I laughed at all of these! When I got to the cage match I laughed out loud and startled the dogs!

ReformingGeek said...

Yep! I groaned and laughed all at the same time shooting hot tea out of my nose. OUCH!

You should take the new dog and Michelle and....do what needs to be done!

Nessa said...

Penile puns are priceless. There's a commercial in there, I think.

Candie Bracci said...

LOL :D

reyjr said...

Hahaha! The Obama whistling!

.. oh, and nice cock.



hahaha!

Gladys said...

Does the winner of the cage match get to fight the Pilsbury Dough Boy in another winner takes all?

I wonder what would happen if you crossed Obama and Rick James Bitch?

Anne said...

lovely.

sorry i haven't been around in a while, been traveling.

VE said...

elizabeth - I've spoken with your dogs and they think you're pretty wacked! Plus...they'd like a nice bone or meaty treat more often...

reforminggeek - Ha! Michelle, the new dog... You like fanning the flames, don't you? Giving VE suggestions is sort of like lighting fireworks off from your buttcrack...it all starts off so innocent and fun...what could go wrong? (don't you love my random analogies?!)

nessa - 'Penile puns are priceless' sounds like a tongue twister! As for an ad, perhaps something about nuetering your dog, "Don't let your dog's cock control him...." Nevermind...

candi - Now LOL...did you mean Less Ostrich Love? Left Over Lunch? Lick On Legs?

reyjr - I have often fantasized that specific hawt actresses have said that very same thing to me!

gladys - I'm afraid the Pillsbury Doughboy is retired with disability. There seemed to have been a recent croissant incident...

anne - Traveling? Again? I hate it when people travel more than me. Stop it!

Chris Wood said...

Obama's a mother? Bless him ... er... her ... oh hell.

Kurt said...

Pay no attention to the ice and snow covering the island, indeed!

Beth said...

I'm groaning at ALL of them. ;)

VE said...

chris - Everyone you know is secretly a cross-dresser. I don't know why....

kurt - Sort of like Wizard of Oz but without all the colors and interesting things

beth - Excellent. My work is done then...

Jen said...

The Sta-Puff Marshmallow man would wipe the floor with the Michelin man. He has that inner angst that comes from being poked with a stick and burned over and over.

Love the dog's cock.

VE said...

jen - So...it took Sta-Puff to bring you out of lurking mode eh? I have to agree with, but remember, the Michelen man has been rolled over his whole life...and he's pissed about it!

Serena said...

May I just groan on general principle? I'd whistle a Billy Preston tune, but I don't know how.:)

Dalton J. Fox said...

Hell yes! I've always wondered who would win a showdown between the Stay-puff Marshmallow Man and the Michelin Man. Finally, we'll find out1

Thinkinfyou said...

That's one mighty big cock there!

Janna said...

My favorite is the Greenland one.

There's nothing I could possibly say in this comment that would be funnier than that picture.

So, instead of trying, I'm going to go eat pizza rolls instead.

Brian Miller said...

i so want to go to greenland now. lol. nice pics.

VE said...

serena - You may grown at generals, principals or any combination thereof!

dalton - Always trying to bring to together what the people really want! Oh yes, I know!

thinkinfyou - That's like music to my ears! ;)

janna - Pizza rolls is a good response to said Greenland poster!

brian - I know, my flights been booked for months! Bring on the green! Wohooo....

C said...

LOL! Okay, I must be really tired because I didn't groan at the last one! I actually really had a good laugh!

Now I must catch up on all your latest posts! *sigh* Sucks being away from the blog world for too long! I always feel like I'm missing out on something! ;p

Sully Sullivan said...

Nice work. The pictures are hilarious. What are you using? Photoshop?

VE said...

jen - Oops...I thought you were another Jen. Welcome and sorry about the mix-up...

c - Well you have a good excuse of a little one to be busy with so I forgive you. Have fun with the older nonsense you missed!

sully - Where you been? I thought you stopped blogging there for awhile. You don't even want to know my process. It involves three different software products because I've found photoshop too confusing.

Alex L said...

I won't groan at you if you don't groan at me...

Ronda Laveen said...

I am so glad no drunken inuits were harmed in the making of the Greenland promo. They are an endagered species.

Mrsupole said...

More, more, more. Please post some more with the dogs. These are just too funny. Just promise you will never ever hurt any of the eskimos when making them. Not sure what is the politically correct word for them now. I am sure it is not the Ice People anymore.

God bless.

VE said...

alex - I tend not to groan. I might laugh. The gnomes might give you a wedgie. But that is all.

ronda - I know, it's hard to survive by drinking obsessively...

mrsupole - Of course you realize that unlike men, dogs actually don't normally display their cocks so proudly as in this picture. They're more matter-of-fact about the whole affair... ;)

Wow said...

That dog looks pretty damn happy

VE said...

wow - Hey...if your cock were displayed out proudly that prominent, you'd probably be happy too!

Jeff said...

Were you ever a wrestler? If so, were you a welter-weight too?

VE said...

jeff - Ha! What is up with that? Like a welter is any sort of weigh measure. And bantam. What's that too? And...well, why am I even trying to make some logic from wrestling...

leelee said...

grrrrrrrrrroooooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!

No one photoshops like you..NO ONE!

HUGS!

VE said...

leelee - That was a most excellent groan! Your groan application has been approved!

leelee said...

YAY!!!!


HUGS!

VE said...

You may now return to your regularly scheduled facebook activities... ;)

Starrlight said...

I just cackled like an idiot over that last one :P

leelee said...

lol...


hugs!

VE said...

starrlight - You gotta admit, it's the perfect caption!

Maureen said...

Yes, it's land.

But IT'S NOT GREEN!

Why the hell is it called Greenland???

Maybe "Whiteland" didn't sound PC enough...