Tuesday, April 07, 2009

VE’s Ridiculous Scenario Questions Game - Round 2

Welcome to round two of VE’s Ridiculous Scenario Questions Game.

But before we get to this week's scenario, let's give our last week's scenario contributors credit:

Blondeblogger was A (Amy Winehouse sister one)
Elizabeth was B (painfully unatural pose one)
Teeni was C (Flava-Flav one)
EmmaK was D (working my 80s look one)
Mother Theresa was E (hip-hop dance one)
Dani was F (Ru-Paul one)
Nursemyra was G (rip Halle Barry's skirt off one)
Jannaverse was H (option 1-5 one)
Anna was I (punch Joan Rivers with someone's face one)

Give them all a nice round of applause because they were awesome and completely ridiculous! I love it! Sponge baths for all!

Ok, now on to scenario two:

Remember, contestants were given a random question via email awhile back. If you didn’t get one it’s because you don’t have any contact email on your blog. Sorry! Meanwhile…those that did get one and didn’t bother to call the police or delete it have returned these follow up scenarios. Let’s forget about who wrote what and you tell me which is the best based on the content.

For some reason you find yourself wearing a red kilt and a T-Shirt that says Notre Dame Sucks. You’re in an Irish bar on St. Patrick’s Day. An angry crowd is gathering around you. What do you do now?

A.

I lift my kilt revealing my diminutive manhood and a mole on my left thigh that resembles the Virgin Mary thus proving that I am as Irish as they come. Oh, and I offer to buy the bar a round. Problem o'solved.

B.

What do I do now? You mean before or after I shit myself?

C.

"And if you think my divorce settlement was bad ..."

D.

....As the crowd approaches, you lift up the kilt and yell..."Back Off...And nobody gets hurt!!"

E.

Pull off the kilt and show them my enormous bagpipe and tell them I left my "Obama Sucks" Tshirt at the cleaners!

F.

Tell 'em that 'Sucks' was a misprint
Should have been 'Fu(ks'
That should confuse them

.....and run like HELL!!

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There you have it. Six ridiculous replies to a ridiculous scenario. So you tell me which you liked (and why if you'd like it). There are no popularity votes here. There isn't even necessarily any winners here either. Just wacky stuff. Next week I'll give you another ridiculous scenario...

46 comments:

Dalton J. Fox said...

Scenario A is my favorite. The entire bar got a free round of beers in that one.

Jacki said...

I like B.

Beth said...

All excellent but A really cracks me up – it’s so bad it’s really good.
Just knew the “size matters” thing would be used when I saw the word “kilt.”

Jaime said...

i like A. the only true way to get yourself out of this situation is to buy a round for the pub

The Incredible Woody said...

A - any man that is able to reference his 'diminutive manhood' deserves an award!!

VE said...

dalton - Even the Irish can be turned by a round of beer!

jacki - Interesting how they were funny and added to the scenario without actually finishing it

beth - Yes...the thing about size is...it speaks for itself.

jaime - Bribery seems to fix many scenarios

incredible woody - Especially with a four syllable adjective!

Gladys said...

A. Definitly A because we all know the Irish worship the dimini...I mean the Virgin.

Mrsupole said...

D, E and A.

D cause I want to see what it is I need to back off from and what down there could possibly hurt me.

E cause I want to see "my enormous bagpipe and see what happens when he say he left his "Obama Sucks" T-shirt at the cleaners.

A Cause any man showing his diminutive manhood really should have them offer to buy him a drink.

God bless.

Kanrei said...

VE,
I got your email and will answer soon. As you saw on my site, I am being driven insane right now with work and have had no time to blog at all. I miss this place and really need the laughs you provide too! Hope all returns to normal soon.

Quirkyloon said...

Gawsh I like A and D.

A or D.

D or A.

Since everyone seems to be favoring A, I'll pick D.

I always root for the underdog! *smile*

lime said...

put me down for a round of beer in the first response!

ReformingGeek said...

I think Quirky actually meant ADD. ;-)

Actually, I'm going for E. I always thought that's where the bagpipes were kept!

Chris Wood said...

Bagpipes, beer, and the Virgin Mary ... are you trying for residency elsewhere?

VE said...

kan - No problemo...I'm patient...well, not at traffic lights.

quirky - ADD DAD You should have opted for G! ha...well, you figured it out in the end at least.

lime - A free beer seems the most popular

reforminggeek - Yes, I gave her a bad time about that too. As for your reasoning...I have a very crude joke and punchline to add to that comment if you'd like!

chris - Might be a good time to do so!

moooooog35 said...

Hey...I didn't know we could buy the bar a round in our answer!

I mean, shit...I'm wearing a goddamn kilt...where am I keeping my wallet?!?

Nevermind..found it.

Stinky.

Elizabeth said...

I thought A was pretty funny. "Problem o'solved" I love it! But they all made me laugh!

leelee said...

I like A. no real reason...I just liked it.

yeah!

HUGS!

Mike said...

A!!

Ronda Laveen said...

They are all funny. I'm partial to A, D and I think F is running a dark second.

I didn't get the assignement right. Way too long=new to Blog Land. Send to shredder or feel free to bullet point it. I am really enjoying these scenario ?s though. Keep 'em comming.

BlondeBlogger said...

thank you, thank you, *bowing* :)

And I vote for "E."

Megan said...

A is the best, but they are all good.

Bunk Strutts said...

A, for nailing the proof of the Irish.

VE said...

moooooog35 - Sort of gives a new meaning to that ad phrase "What's in your wallet?" Leave it to you to discover that subtle point of the scenario

elizabeth - Yes, a clever one!

leelee - And you don't have to have a reason! I think it's fun for the contributors though when people do...

mike - A what? Just kidding...

ronda - Yours goes in the way it was written. Who am I to edit anyone's work. Don't worry; it's all subject to interpretation; there were a lot of long ones in different scenarios.

blondeblogger - You had a very popular contribution last time! Well done...

megan - Sure...go with the crowd! ;)

bunk - Ha! Exactly...

Kurt said...

I like me some A.

Megan said...

And I'm starting to feel a little ridiculous with my freakin' short story that I replied with...

The Self-Deprechaun said...

I say B, nothing like a good defecation to really get the sympathy vote going. and if necessary you can use it as a weapon to sling.

Serena said...

Kudos to your scenario contributors, both last week's and today's. They're all extremely good at this.:)

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

A. My manhood is definitely diminutive. In fact, it's non-existent.

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Maureen said...

A. "Problem O'Solved" was great!

colbymarshall said...

I'm liking D. I really am. Genitalia as a weapon is never a bad thing. Um, wait, did I just say that?

Janna said...

Yay for being option H last time! Thanks for the link.

So if I ever become an alien or a fighter pilot or a sci-fi writer, my nickname can be "Option H".

I guess it's better than "Preparation H".

VE said...

kurt - And that is your choice! We're all about choice...

megan - I don't know, some of the most chosen have been brief. You can resubmit if you'd like...

self-deprechaun - Ha! You've got some good points! Just don't point them at me...

serena - Tricky how I'm making other people write my blog ;)

perpetual - And that's a good thing, right?

maureen - It's a catchy one. There is always a catchy phrase in these sets, isn't there?

colbymarshall - Probably shouldn't try to hold up the 7-11 that way though...

janna - We'll change that to your spy name then! Everyone needs a spy name and a porn name...

Alex L said...

I'm going to go 'd'

dani c said...

OMG where was my e-mail ? I missed playing this week :(
Anyway, I think this is such a kick ass idea and really enjoy playing as well as reading the responses..

my answer..A

Fundamental Jelly said...

"A" is the one my boy. Funny set-up.

VE said...

alex - That is a good one!

dani - I only asked one scenario per person so each set of answers back are different bloggers

fundamental jelly - Thanks. They're quite clever with their responses...

Wow said...

Definitely A

Nessa said...

I am going with "A" this time because he is quite obviously Irish and thus should survive.

VE said...

wow - A popular choice

nessa - You know what...he IS Irish!

freetheunicorns said...

I like the outcome of A, but I have to go with B. Shitting yourself is a surefire way to avoid a beat down. Especially if you're going traditional with you kilt.

VE said...

freetheunicorns - That's a good analysis. Nobody like confrontation when there is poop involved...

Venom said...

Has to be A.

VE said...

venom - And it looks like a lot of people chose that option. Of course, there aren't any real winners here...all just funny writers. And I thank them all for playing along.

teeni said...

I gotta go with A, but F is a close second.

VE said...

teeni - Looks like you're going with the matt-man then...