Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Batman Star Christian Bale is Not an Asshole

--- Edited note...if you saw and commented on my suitcase post...it's for Thu and accidentally got posted a day early. I've deleted it. No good post before its time you know. Don't get your panties all ruffled, I saved all your comments and will add those back when it comes out... VE

--- Second edited note...I guess I didn't actually save the comments...crap. Where's my time machine...I need to start this day over... VE

If you’re like the rest of us and avoiding a productive life so you can be sure you’re up on the latest celebrity gossip then you’ll already know that Batman star Christian Bale has been on the “hate list” recently for his verbal chewing out of another worker on the set of Terminator Salvation.

Now that the movie is out, people are actually forming to ban the movie because Christian is such an asshole. They appeared to have made impact too because Night at the Museum 2 beat out the new Terminator in its first week of release. Which is to say they bamboozled us out of our hard earned money for one film instead of another (and bought the $27.50 cup of soda in the bucket container.)

But since the release Christian has been working hard to project himself as an actual caring and friendly human being. “I’m more than a profanity spewing asshole,” he was quoted from one source right before he smashed their camera and peed on it…

Indeed it seems that Christian had been offering up his six pack abs so that less fortunate women can do their washing from them for an afternoon.

He’s was also recently seen giving his fancy sports car away to a Cancer victim that just got out of the hospital. Indeed it wasn’t his intention to give the car away to an unlicensed minor and he claims no responsibility in the ensuing head-on accident that happened just afterwards. No, he’s a nice guy now…

51 comments:

Maureen said...

Ughhh... what a jerk. I wish they would get someone else as Batman. Hell, even Michael Keaton was better! Hate, hate, hated Bale's Raspy-Voiced-Caped-Crusader. All the way thru the last movie, I kept thinking, "Give Batman a lozenge for cripe's sake!"

Mr. Condescending said...

You used my favorite word...'Bamboozled'.

Quirkyloon said...

I had such high hopes for him! And now...they are gone.

You have made me sad VE. Very sad.

lime said...

and i heard neither movie was all that great.

Anne said...

you don't have "pop" as a music category. boo.

Dee said...

okay it's official I'm not adding Christian Bale to my list of actors I won't watch, which includes, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and George Left Looney Clooney!
Tee hee

Dee said...

not "not" I meant to spell Now

ReformingGeek said...

What? A celebrity that can't live up to my image of him? What is this world coming to?

I think I'll pass on the Terminator movie. I saw Star Trek. Loved it.

moooooog35 said...

Dude.

Saw 'Night at the Museum' this weekend.

I wish someone would have terminated me halfway through that piece of shit.

VE said...

maureen - "...give Batman a lozenge..." now that's funny!

mr. condescending - Excellent. I don't know why I don't use it more; I like it!

quirkyloon - Sorry to dash your hopes. Well, he dashed them I guess. I'm merely pushing him over the edge...

lime - Go see Star Trek...it was great. Night at the Museum 2 was funny; but not as good as the first one.

anne - I know, I know. I forgot rockabilly too...

dee - Wow, you're gonna run out of spoiled overly rich actors...

reforminggeek - Star Trek was terrific, wasn't it? I'm hoping they make more.

VE said...

moooooog35 - I'm numb from years of having to go to things like Pokemon with the kids...that one didn't phase me in the least.

Gladys said...

Who is Christian Hell? Man I have got to start watching TMZ.

VE said...

gladys - You need to get out of that kitchen!!!

Elizabeth said...

OK, he's a jerk, but that wouldn't stop me from doing some laundry on his rock hard abs!!
:)

VE said...

elizabeth - I figured as much...

subtorp77 said...

Damn! I have to avoid being productive for this? That means I'd have to start watching the telly again! I joost cannae do it Cap'n!

And wot? no Big Bang/Swing on the music vote? Or has that been relgated to bloody "other" like the Rockabilly? ***grumpily checks the "other" spot***

leelee said...

I'm shallow...I still think he's HOT even though he's an A-hole...heck I don't have to date him.

HUGS!

Nessa said...

Um, who gives a shit what one actor does to another? They have no idea what's real anyway. It's all just publicity bullcrappy.

Bazza said...

Once a twat always a twat.

Sarah said...

Think of how many random a-holes you have met in your life...probably a high number, right? Don't get why people expect all celebrities to be nice people. Not saying whether or not I think he is but in general odds are at least 50% of celebrities are complete a-holes.

Chris C said...

"--- Edited note...if you saw and commented on my suitcase post...it's for Thu and accidentally got posted a day early. I've deleted it."

It's still in your RSS feed but nothing you can do about that unfortunately.

VE said...

subtorp77 - It does seem a shame that this is what you have to deal with when making the sacrifice of being productive. Big Bang? I'd hate to know what kind of music that is... ;)

leelee - Thanks for that information; I'm working on your blog spoof right now!

nessa - I care deeply whom I pay to see in a movie. It's a moral imperative. How was that for sounding sincere? Frankly, I'd probably watch Hitler in a comedy if I thought it looked funny. Ok, maybe not Hitler...

bazza - That's twat you think...and I agree!

sarah - True, very true. But I'd like to have the choice in knowing so.

chris - Ah yes, RSS feed. I know nothing about RSS feeds I'm afraid. I'll have to set my next poll to see how many use that to read me stuff. I'm an old fashioned type; I actually go to each blog on my own accord.

Serena said...

Well, he's certainly mastered the art of assholery. Apparently, he's far greater in his own mind than he'll ever be in anyone else's.

Mike said...

I think he is a dick head. His face looks like a slimy ball sack.

Just saying.

The Incredible Woody said...

Wasn't he the same guy that got caught banging the nanny a few years ago? Maybe that was some other asshole....

subtorp77 said...

"Big Bang", y'know. Like what Blue Man Group does or the musical "Stomp". And it shoulda been "Big BAND"!

Jaime said...

nope - still an ass. and one in need of a shave. i really just want to take a razor to his face.

Candice said...

He is a total asshole. He's a pretty cute one though.

I'd hit that.

VE said...

serena - Aren't they all!

mike - Don't sugar-coat it now...

incredible woody - I think that was another one. Rob Lowe?

subtorp77 - Ha! Yes, I knew big band...just messin' with ya

jaime - You haven't been watching Sweeny Todd lately, have you?

candice - Ha! As long as you don't have to live with him, eh?

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

I heard his rant on some celebnews show and it cracked me up. Life is too short to get so worked up. Sheesh.

I loved him in Empire of the Sun. Such a cute little boy. I wanted to be his mommy....

Megan said...

I still think he's cute.

Brian Miller said...

thats ok, no one can really understand the rattling growl he uses in batman and terminator. hope his throat gets better soon so people quit mistranslating...lol.

Ronda Laveen said...

“I’m more than a profanity spewing asshole.”

Yeah, like what? Name two things. Okay, one then.

VE: Maybe a new movie rating system is in order based on celebrity attitude. Hmmm...Egotistical Actor Tries Squelching His Insolent Tirade, or EATSHIT.

Baino said...

Sorry, he might be a shallow profanity spewing asshole but man he's hot! I have a thing for the lithp

VE said...

arizona - Maybe you should have been his mommy...in fact, I think he needs one now...

megan - *** VE rolling his eyes ***

brian - Ha! Thank goodness script writers keep making movies that call for a rattle/growler in the script...

ronda - Ha! EATSHIT...I like it. Well, not eating shit though...

baino - See...everyone is so willing to look beyond his assholery for that...

Wow said...

He looks like he is uttering grunts in that last picture

VE said...

wow - Yes...I had to translate using Babelfish...

Alien Humor said...

I thought he sucked in Batman. Why can't anybody play Batman well?

VE said...

alien - Good point...I have no idea. I didn't mind Michael Keaten but he wasn't exactly Batman sized either...

leelee said...

there is only one true Batma...yeah you guessed it..Adam West...no one else ever did him justice.

BAMM!!! ZOWIE!!! KAPOW!

HUGS!!

VE said...

leelee - Ok, yes, I was referring only to the movie versions. I grew up on the TV Batman series so I'll have to side with you on that one...

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Life is better since I've stopped seeing most of the garbage Hollywood puts out.

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - I'm the same way with TV...but unfortunately I'm a big movie goer.

Janna said...

I'm with LeeLee... Adam West was the coolest.

As far as the movie versions go, I seem to be the only person on the planet who actually liked Michael Keaton the best.

VE said...

Janna - You're not alone...I liked Michael...I just thought he was a bit short for the role

Chris Wood said...

In fairness, at least those cancer victims died happy.

VE said...

chris - Nice to hear you care...I'll send their families a fruit cake for condolenses and put it from you...

Mrsupole said...

After listening to his tirade, he just seems to be an a-hole. Alibet a decent looking a-hole.

Some day his looks will fade and then hopefully he will just go away. I am sure there is another nicer man waiting to take his place. Then people will be saying, "I remember that Bale guy, he was a real asshole."

What a legacy to leave.

God bless.

Dalton J. Fox said...

Batman always did seem kind of overbearing.

VE said...

mrsupole - "Some day his looks will fade..." you got that from Notting Hill...didn't you?

dalton - Overrated too...

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