Friday, May 22, 2009

VE Spoofs His Own Reader's Blogs - Part 1

Hey, you know what? My three year blogiversary is coming up on May 31st. That's only a few days away. I'd better do something spectacular in honor. I'm almost to 800 posts. That's a flippin' lot of material! It's time to do something completely different...

I'm going to poke fun at your very own blogs. That's right, I'm going to go right down the blog roll and do a spoof on your blogs...five at a time. I'll publish them as I finish them. Let's start with the first five...

Be sure to click on each of them if you want to be able to fully see my spoof. You can refer to my blog roll to see the original blog...





47 comments:

Jacki said...

Whew...I am a little ways down that list, so hopefully by the time you get to me, you'll lose interest. :-)

These were rather funny, however.

Quirkyloon said...

LMBO! And I really appreciate you mentioning Satan on my spoof.

He's such an inspiration for my blog! heh heh

ReformingGeek said...

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. That was awesome and I'm strangely craving humus and a Greek salad.

Great job on the others. That Quirky and her loans, what shall we do with her?

Roy Scribner said...

Those are hilarious! Best viewed side-by-side next to the original.

freetheunicorns said...

Love the Jannaverse list. I always found 1-5 boring until your spoof.

Elizabeth said...

OMG I just about spit out my coffee when I read your blog this morning!! I love it!! And the good news is now we have our baby (well, at least a picture of her) and we're getting a cell phone too!!

VE said...

jacki - Of course you realize I'm going to go down the list further just to get to yours now!

quirky - Well he is fun a parties. He brings his own pyrotechnic show...

reforminggeek - Glad you caught the little intro spoof stuff. Yours was hard to figure out what to do with the cat...

roy - Side by side? What are you using...two monitors? (actually I can view side by side because I use a 28inch monitor at home...). Oh, and your time will be coming...

freetheunicorns - It's the definitive spoof list, isn't it?

elizabeth - See how everything changes for the good when I decide to spoof you! I'm sure you'll win the lotto any minute now...

Gladys said...

I feel so honored and shit.

So what would it be if you spoofed yourself? E.V.'s Sensible Realities or would you just be
The Pioneer Woman?

VE said...

gladys - Ha! Spoof me? I'd have to be stupid to do that. And pay no attention to the gnomes nodding their heads in agreement...

Mike said...

I can't wait to see how low brow you get with mine ;)

The Incredible Woody said...

I want one of those neat flaming t-shirts from Quirky Loan!!

The Incredible Woody said...

And I can't wait to see what you next spoof holds!

VE said...

mike - Can you imagine? I can...

incredible woody - We all do

incredible woody - Oh, guess who's in the next batch? Muh ha ha...

Mr. Condescending said...

those are all great blogs!!! thanks!

VE said...

mr. condescending - See what you have to look forward to when you comment a lot on my blog...you get made fun of!

Beth said...

Brilliant.
Cruel, but absolutely brilliant!

Megan said...

Freaking hilarious.

VE said...

beth - Reminds me of a song a Led Zeppelin song "...your time is gonna come..."

megan - You know what else is freaking hilarious? You're in the next batch!!!

Anne said...

Oh dear, wonder what you'll do with my blog. maybe you'll liven it up a bit.

VE said...

anne - You never know with me. Be prepared...

Jenn Thorson said...

Wishing you a happy bloggiversary filled with all the satire, and sarcasm you could want. :)

Also beer.

The Offended Blogger said...

OK, I must say, the Janna one was my favorite. It was a close tie between it and Quirk's but Janna's is just.. so.. well..

HER.

Good job Mr. VE and in case I forget to come by on your special day, Happy Bloggiversary!!! :)

gab said...

Well you sure do have a great imagination! Ummm but not to sure I wanna see what you'd do to mine lol.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Uh Oh! Maybe I should stop commenting so I'll move further down the list;-) Funny!

lime said...

sweet fancy moses, i can only imagine what you'll do with mine. the imagination boggles as it considers the possibilities..

Serena said...

That's wickedly funny.:-) I can't wait to see what you do to the rest of us.

Janna said...

*GASP*!!! :o

Nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Mama Zen said...

This is just hilarious!

yellojkt said...

I cannot wait for my turn.

Megan said...

The second batch of pancakes are always better than the first!

;)

Jaime said...

uh-oh! have the gnomes forgiven me yet? i'm a bit concerned about what they'll come up with to punish me.

Ronda Laveen said...

800 posts, VE? That is a lot of material and each one of your posts is very labor intensive. My top hat is off to you. If I were younger, and gravity less of draggy bit**, it would be my top. So, instead, congrats for all the work and fun you give us.

The spoofs are a brilliant, gnome-tastic idea. Enjoyed them all and look forward to the rest. I figured the only place one could really get those no interest loans was Hell! Blog on, gnome-dude.

Kurt said...

Excellent pandering! I'm impressed.

Chris Wood said...

OK, I can borrow money from the Devil? I wonder if there's a catch ...

VE said...

jenn - Whew...glad you threw in some alcohol there...I was beginning to think it was a Disney anniversary special or something

offended - Thanks. I feel priveleged you've stopped by to comment twice now!

gab - You might find out!

perpetual - Too late, you might as well wait for it...

lime - Yours is done and waiting in the queue...with all it's embarassment...

serena - Yes...yours was a challenge...but I came through

janna - Ha, there you are...just breathe...

mama zen - Thanks...

yellojkt - I have no idea what I'm doing with any of them, until I do them...

megan - Should I put pancakes on your spoof blog?

jaime - Yours is particularly hilarious what I did with it. I guess the gnomes took extra special attention...

ronda - VE approves of this new tops off salute concept...

kurt - Wow, thanks, wait until you see yours!

chris - Just your soul...

subtorp77 said...

Oh this is great! I'm not even closing in on you..oh wait, I've only been at this for...um...less than three months. Ach! But hey, parody away, VE! These are great!

VE said...

subtorp77 - We'll see how far I get. It'll amusing me for awhile but I do have a long blog roll...

Jaime said...

oh boy. i'm scared!

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

I love the reforming Greek. lol! That one is right up my alley.

Mrsupole said...

This is a great idea and a lot of fun for us. 800 is a lot of blogs, but I hope you do not count the ones where you had the guest bloggers, but maybe you could count them since they fooled most of us anyway. And hopefully since I have been sick and hardly leaving any comments the past few weeks, you will be bored before you get to me. But I got a funny feeling you will do what you say and get to all of ours, even if it takes you another 3 years.

Congrats on so much work, you can wear the crown for a few weeks. You have now won the Bloggy Crown. Wear it well and with pride. (Oh you have to show us a picture of what the Bloggy Crown looks like, since it has never been seen.)

God bless.

Hit 40 said...

Excellent idea!! Very funny.

Congratulations on 3 years of quality posts!!! (no bs shit about your trip to buy milk!!)

Maureen said...

Oh no....

So there IS a benefit to being at the bottom of your blogroll after all...

VE said...

jaime - Ha...you should be!!

arizona - You try to find the humus in everything too?

mrsupoles - The bloggy crown eh? I hope its not as big as the hat I have in my picture of the day.

hit40 - Thanks. That reminds me, I'm out of milk. Now where did I park my formula one car anyway...

maureen - Oh yes...I had FUN with your blog. One of my favorite spoofs...

Dalton J. Fox said...

Glad I'm way down that list. Great job, though. Creative and original as always.

VE said...

dalton - You never know how far I might take this...

leelee said...

its gold Jerry...gold!

HUGS!

VE said...

leelee - Great...I like gold!