Tuesday, May 26, 2009

VE Spoofs His Own Reader's Blogs - Part 2

Yep, I'm still poking fun at your very own blogs. That's right, I'm going right down the blog roll and doing a spoof on your blogs...five at a time. I'll publish them as I finish them. Here's the next five...

Be sure to click on each of them if you want to be able to fully see my spoof. You can refer to my blog roll to see the original blog...





There you have it...blogs 6-10 from my blog roll are officially spoofed. 11-15 are up next.

51 comments:

Beth said...

Still brilliant, still amusing.
(So far...)

Matt-Man said...

Ha. Inedible Woody. You funny man. Cheers!!

Chris Wood said...

There aren't enough blogs about spanking, that's all I know.

Chris Wood said...

Or drunk babies.

VE said...

beth - You're getting closer now...

matt-man - You took it a different direction, didn't you...

chris - Yes, I fill in where it is necessary...

lime said...

LOL, somehow i KNEW that was exactly the title you'd come up with AND the beatles would be pulled into it.

VE said...

lime - Then my mission is accomplished...I've got you converted into thinking nonsense like me! ha!

ReformingGeek said...

Great job as usual! The Inedible Woody? Oh my. Parents speaking? Isn't that an oxymoron?

freetheunicorns said...

You are a funny man, but I'm nervous for what lies ahead for my blog.

The Incredible Woody said...

As you can tell, I've searched the world over for an edible woody. They just don't exist!

The Incredible Woody said...

And I was really expecting a totally different line of thinking....

Gladys said...

Well at least the baby isn't demanding a Playboy and a Martini.

As for the Inedible Woody well I was always told to pretend it was an ice cream cone.

gab said...

Oh I figured it out. Your spoofing blogs to get people to go read those blog therefore getting these people noticed my more poeple. or something to that effect. I'm glad Im waaaaaayyyyy down the list I guess.

VE said...

reforminggeek - Ha! It's parents spanking, not speaking! They don't do either these days...

freetheunicorns - You should be! Featuring mythological creatures leaves you wide open (oh wait, my gnomes fall into that category...)

incredible woody - Oh...I know where you thought I would take it. ;)

gladys - Woody doesn't taste like chicken unfortunately...not that chicken is a great ice cream flavor though

gab - Nah. If I was doing that I'd actually link them. No...I'm just making fun of them. They're used to it...and they always get me back.

moooooog35 said...

Give a man some paint...and he can paint a single picture.

But give a man Microsoft Paint, and he can create posts without any real, tangible content for weeks at a time.

Brilliant!

Elizabeth said...

LOL They are all really funny, but I loved All I Needle in is Everything-How to Mess in Everyone's Business best!
:) Liz

Quickroute said...

I'm safe from this for a while - Phew!

VE said...

moooooog35 - Ha, yes, but you have to come up with the idea in the first place. Fortunately I did, and now I can reap the results. But trust me, these aren't necessarily easy to create or make. Try it some time...

elizabeth - Yes, Megan hasn't showed up yet...she's hiding I think...

quickroute - That is true. Last year you would have been in deep trouble...you were way up there. This year you're traveling the world and making me jealous!

subtorp77 said...

Ooh! Megan hasn't seen this yet, has she? Love the Steve Miller for the profile!

And Red, Red Wino? Didn't you know us Europeans are weaned on the stuff? Okay, not all of us...

Truly laugh inducing, VE!

I am Arizona; a person, not a place. said...

These are great. And the comments are hilarious!

VE said...

subtorp77 - I wondered if somebody would notice the Steve Miller reference...

arizona - Wait til I get to yours! muh ha ha

subtorp77 said...

"The Joker" is one of my faves! But then again, they all pretty much are...

VE said...

subtorp77 - I saw Steve Miller play a concert on the beach in Honolulu. We were pretty much right at the front. It was awesome!

Quirkyloon said...

Ay, VE, you be a wild and cracee guy!

Very funny.

LMBO

Ronda Laveen said...

It makes my brain hurt to even think about how you did these. I'm one for taking a joke to the highest possible level, but I bow to you, Gnome Dude.

This is the one site I can come to and get it all. I have my recipe for Woody-a-Bobs. I've learned that drinking is better than writing and just as good for babies. I've learned proper "spanking" techniques which, I believe, I can use as an add-on service to my massage session$$$$.I've learned all about being slippery and slimy. I can probably use that for profitability too. I've learned to enjoy life and have a good time by using my powers of denial. Oh, wait, I'm a wife. I already know about some aspects of that. But, here, I've seen it in a new light.

I need to go now and practice all I've learned. Oh, those poor people that I will encounter today. They have no idea what is coming.

Megan said...

I LOVE IT!

I'm not hiding. I'm at work, approving the loan for the president of The Big Chill Fanclub who wants to move in next door to you...

VE said...

quirkyloon - Takes one to know one, girl! ha!

ronda - Make sure you have lots of fruity rum drinks to wash down those inedible woody-a-bobs with. Be sure to send me the slime spanking DVD too...

megan - Doh! You are getting to know me too well...

Bazza said...

ha ha, bring it on!

mouse (aka kimy) said...

gawd these are hilarious..... I would tell you that you are quite brilliant but that might lead to a big head

VE said...

bazza - Don't tempt the gnomes. They're quite crafty...

mouse - Is there something wrong with a big head? Other than hats not fitting and having more to shave I'm thinking not...

Jacki said...

Really hard peckers are also pretty messy in the end. Rubber ones...not so much.

Nessa said...

You are one clever fellow. I am amazed that you come up with these ideas.

Serena said...

I love it! I may switch to a spanking theme, see what kind of new stuff I can whip up.:)

VE said...

jacki - The rubber ones don't tenderize like the others. Of course if you experience non-tenderization for longer than 4 hours, see your doctor...

nessa - I'm finally going to look into taking one of my ideas and make it real. We'll see

serena - You could be the spanking expert of our time!

Ronda Laveen said...

Nooooo, I wanna be the spanking expert (stamps foot). Will send copy of Slime Spank II.

subtorp77 said...

VE,last time Steve M. was around my area they had to call out extra security...seems he still has a habit of ridin' round the parking lots( on a bicycle, no less ), takin' in the crowd! But wotta hell of a show! They should toss "Macho City" into the next Guitar Hero---the looong version!

Ann's Rants said...

Awesome idea. Awesome skeeeelz.

Mike said...

Damnit, it's going to take FOREVER to get to me!

I'm such an impatient narcissist ;)

Jaime said...

HA! the gnomes did excellent work. (their hats are still gay though)

VE said...

ronda - Sorry...it just came naturally for her blog. Perhaps you could divide up the world into territories.

subtorp77 - Yes...that would be most excellent!

ann's rants - Why thank ye

mike - Yes, if only you had commented more... ;)

jaime - They said to say that red wine is for French mimes. They prefer fruity rum drinks...

Janna said...

It's easier to enjoy these, now that my day in the victim-chair is already done.

Whew!

VE said...

janna - Yes, all that fear and stress waiting for it...

leelee said...

I better get commenting..I might be WAY down the blog roll soon..

I still love it here...

HUGS!

Anne said...

cute.
i hope your readers appreciate the increased traffic to their blogs.

i may even get one more reader to mine when you get down that far.

VE said...

leelee - Yes, you snooze and you loose! You're keeping up...

anne - I wonder if they have any increase? I didn't really link them but they can easily find them from my blog roll.

Hale McKay said...

What a great and neat idea! I love it. It'll be a while before i come up - but reading and seeing the others will make it worth the wait.

VE said...

hale - See...you should have commented more...you'd be right up at the top getting the abuse early!

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Good, good!

VE said...

perpetual chocoholic - Are two goods twice as good as one good?

Mrsupole said...

So I will give you three good's.

Good, Good, Good.

Or is it four of them now, if you count the one is the first sentence.

These are really great and funny. especially for the ones that I already read. Must be lots and lots of work to do these, and your work is appreciated. Well at least by me anyway.

God bless.

VE said...

mrsupole - Thanks, thanks, thanks!